
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE - 2015 GT
#2781
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:17 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#2782
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:19 PM
OR
Deep fried oreo's while at the lake house.
Yep, Lock that in.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#2783
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:32 PM
#2784
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:33 PM
Speaking of too far, I bought beer and ice and at the moment the only cool thing in my house is the beer. IT'S DAMN HOT ORRIGGHT
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#2785
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:36 PM
You always have to take it too far.
I get told that quite often
Power still not back on yet I take it?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#2786
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:37 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#2787
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:44 PM
They reckon almost 30,000 homes lost power this morning so I'd say they've had a fairly busy day.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#2788
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:49 PM
Newtown is hipster douchebag central.
So much douche. So much.
Oh dear God, you didn't wander in there unaccompanied did you Kong? Get out man, for Heaven's sake run before the vegans crucify you.
#2789
Posted 29 January 2015 - 10:54 PM
Top knot
fork those things make me rage. Nicko probably has one. forking fixie riding sydney puff
You leave the fixie out of this Adam.
#2790
Posted 29 January 2015 - 11:06 PM
House is cool and all but it's no falling water.
#2791
Posted 29 January 2015 - 11:07 PM
Deep fried oreo's while at the lake house.
Yup
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#2792
Posted 29 January 2015 - 11:17 PM
It's not often, but I do have some good ideas.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#2793
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 30 January 2015 - 05:44 AM
Ha! Niko, There's a Vegan restaurant next to the club I was at. It was overflowing with people and they were out the front blocking the foot path. I thought it was the line for the club.
Hamburger shop down the road was empty, nice
#2794
Posted 30 January 2015 - 05:57 AM
#2795
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 30 January 2015 - 05:58 AM
Cock.
Wait, I mean Vag.
#2796
Posted 30 January 2015 - 06:00 AM
Friday cubts. Someone wash my car for me!
#2797
Posted 30 January 2015 - 06:34 AM
Come to work and get the asians to do it.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#2798
Posted 30 January 2015 - 06:41 AM
#2799
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 30 January 2015 - 06:51 AM
Happy Birthday motherfucker.
#2800
Posted 30 January 2015 - 07:28 AM
Wooo wob day!
Happys for you
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