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#2981 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 31 January 2015 - 09:55 PM

Soccer... They played some asians in a sport, not sure what school they went to, but beating asians at sport wasn't exactly high achievement.


If the socceroos beat them at math, that would be watchable.


 


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 09:57 PM

La crema de la cerveza. No recoger en mí. Soy un borracho sin esperanza en la necesidad de una prostituta.



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Posted 31 January 2015 - 09:58 PM

I'll drink to that.


 


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:00 PM

and WTF!  

 

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Cubt can't park.

 

 

 

 

Practically womens' netball but use their feet.

 

Hahahahahaha


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:00 PM

I SEEN THAT FORKED UP UTE DUEL CAB THING THE OTHER DAY

I WAS LIKE WAT THE FUCK

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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:01 PM

I have no beer!

 

Might have get into the white wine that's been lurking in the fridge.

 

 

 

Lurking and calling me...

 

 

 

brb


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:02 PM

Bola maricón de mierda. Proyecto y Haz serían Creaming sus pantalones en todo esto futbolín mierda gay.



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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:02 PM

I'm pretty wasted.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:03 PM

I'm pretty


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:04 PM

Was one of those ute things getting around bendigo made out of an EL Falcon wagon. Saw it parked once and went up for a look, hole thing was slaggy weld and pop riveted together with sikaflex and tarps all in the bed.


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:04 PM

What you wearing princess?

 

Very little right now


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:06 PM

I just hope Tom Brady doesn't cry, he's such a crier.


Apparently the NFL have warned marshawn lynch if he does another 'dickgrab' celebration (which he's become a bit famous for), it'll cost the seahawks 15 yards.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:06 PM

 

Very little right now

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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:07 PM



Very little right now


You are wearing a little princess???

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:07 PM

Yep, she's a screamer.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:07 PM

 

Cubt can't park.

 

 

Nearly squashed my legs between his and my car reversing too.  Had to do the tap tap on his fender to stay alive.

 

 

Sorry, my bad.... en español ..... Casi aplastado mis piernas entre las suyas y mi coche marcha atrás también. Lo tenía hasta el grifo golpecito en el guardabarros para mantenerse con vida.



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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:10 PM

Una vez pasó la lengua de una rana amarilla , resulta que en realidad era una pelota de tenis que tenía la piel arrancada a aparecer como las piernas .

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:11 PM

Apparently the NFL have warned marshawn lynch if he does another 'dickgrab' celebration (which he's become a bit famous for), it'll cost the seahawks 15 yards.


Worth it...


 


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:11 PM

Shiieeete.

This GT closes in a few hourrrs.

February in a few minutes.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:14 PM

Happy new year




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