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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:42 PM

Flex join? Up pipe? Why do you keep killing those?

 

 

Ha ha, I should ask for tips from you then.

 

 

Olive oil, brother.  Don't forget to press the dirt button.



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:43 PM

Say what? Dirt button?


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:45 PM

Should be obvious

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:46 PM

Use the force, my young padawan.

 

 

Touch your coit lol


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i'm pissing myself laughing as write this shit.



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:47 PM

I didn't know what a 'coit' was, so I did a search on Google. The Urban Dictionary told me this:

 

 

coit

An Australian slang term for the human sphincter or "asshole".
James! do your homework! 
Suck my coit mum!

 

I was thinking it was the gouche, but meh. That hole is a one way unfortunately man.


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:49 PM

Beer.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:52 PM

 unfortunately

 

 

 

????????


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:52 PM

Beers.



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:53 PM

Flex join? Up pipe? Why do you keep killing those?

 

dooooowwnnpipe :) 180000ks i suspect has worn it out :)


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:54 PM

Hahahaa suck my coit Mum!



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:56 PM

????????

 

Some people are into that sorta shit.

 

LOL.

 

Shit + coit.

 

I don't do the back door on women either.


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:58 PM

 

dooooowwnnpipe :) 180000ks i suspect has worn it out :)

 

Stupid single turbo jargon.

 

I have zero flex joints or knowledge of WRX stuff.

 

 

 

Oh & I chopped that homo yellow evo 8 with the WRXLOL number plates yesterday.  Don't think evo's like hot temps. 

 

 

I jumped the start  :sarcastic:



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:59 PM

^ Ha ha. You're a classic.

 

Whereabouts do you live man? Is it too far for a drive at this time of night?


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:00 PM

For you BOSSKONG
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How come you keep going when sawing timber?


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:02 PM

^ Ha ha. You're a classic.

 

Whereabouts do you live man? Is it too far for a drive at this time of night?

 

Would take you about an hour and a half to get here bro.



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:03 PM

I'm down. It's about a drive down to Wollongong just the opposite way.

 

Anything worthwhile up there?


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:11 PM

Not really man.  Would love you to come up some time though.  Probably not tonight as I've been up since 3am and wouldn't last that long I don't think.

 

We have a beach & I have a pool.

 

 

Would love to have a SC BBQ at mine some time.  My place is too small though.  Everyone would be dick to dick.



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:17 PM

 

How come you keep going when sawing timber?

 

Ripping panels with a circular saw I don't hang the timber over sometimes so that it's supported.

 

 

Stupid single turbo jargon.

 

I have zero flex joints or knowledge of WRX stuff.

 

 

 

Oh & I chopped that homo yellow evo 8 with the WRXLOL number plates yesterday.  Don't think evo's like hot temps. 

 

 

I jumped the start  :sarcastic:

dump pipe has a flex just before the cat. FGT

 

dick to dick.

 

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:17 PM

Bum to bum is less gay

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 10:19 PM

I'm feeling drunk.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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