This topic is lockedNah pretty sure it's her voice.
She'd be a screamer I reckon.
Banging her would be like sticking your dick in an occupied bird nest.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 06:57 PM
She'd be a screamer I reckon.
Banging her would be like sticking your dick in an occupied bird nest.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:03 PM
Better than Taylor Swift.
Nah pretty sure it's her voice.
She can have her voice, because when we're balls deep in her no one's gonna be complaining.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:05 PM
If I was to ever break up with Jess, I'd make sure my next partner would be Swedish or Swiss.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:09 PM
Not sure if repost. Still cool
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:17 PM
Cubt of a day.
The youngest has been crook since Sunday, local GP (new bloke who just started at the clinic) told us yesterday to keep an eye on things and if still crook, to come back today.
Now has been admitted to hospital with what we hope is a nasty UTI and may well stay there for a few days. Things are much better now, almost back to normal, but requires monitoring for at least the next 24hrs.
The youngest has been crook since Sunday, local GP (new bloke who just started at the clinic) told us yesterday to keep an eye on things and if still crook, to come back today.
Now has been admitted to hospital with what we hope is a nasty UTI and may well stay there for a few days. Things are much better now, almost back to normal, but requires monitoring for at least the next 24hrs.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:29 PM
Sucks to hear Jase. Hopefully he is all good tomorrow.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:34 PM
Bugger jase.
Get well soon little hoony
Get well soon little hoony
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:37 PM
because when we're balls deep in her
You are overstating our friendship I'm afraid.
I'd let you watch, but OUR balls will not be deep in anything.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:41 PM
That was for Kong, ha ha. Tag team partners.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:54 PM
Ha ha.
I'm in first though. I don't do sloppy seconds.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:55 PM
Sucks to hear Jase
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:00 PM
That's fine, Gaz. If I went first she'd fall in love with me and you'd miss out altogether.
How much damage could your little pea shooter do anyway?
That's if you can actually get it up without soiling your undies at the thought of Swedish poon.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:02 PM
It's my kryptonite. What can I say?
I wouldn't want to damage her in the first go as numerous sex sessions would be appreciated. I won't say it's "not the size, it's how you use it" because only people with small dicks say that.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:02 PM
Damn heartburn!
Drank too much yesterday & burnt the shit out of my guts.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:02 PM
Drink milk. Apparently it helps.
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:03 PM
No booze or chocks or pizza for a while... 
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:16 PM
Harden up old man
I have heartburn as well, but you don't hear me complaining.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 20 January 2015 - 08:25 PM
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