Hey,
April;
1st: April Fools Day - dating back to the late 1500s April Fools day originates out of the change of the New Year from end of March to the start of January, not everyone got the memo so those who celebrated New Years in March, 1582 looked like fools.
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APRIL GT - YOU'RE ALL FOOLS
Started by Sven Smergberd, Apr 01 2015 04:23 AM
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:23 AM
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:29 AM
I imagine the look on their face would be priceless.
You should then proceed to punch your missus in the stomach just after they've calmed down.
You should then proceed to punch your missus in the stomach just after they've calmed down.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:33 AM
You're a tool
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:46 AM
Could chuckle back a choccy milk dis Mornang!
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:52 AM
Sup cubt kong?
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:56 AM
Heading home from work B.
Ima Passenger today.
This cunts driving is a bit how you going.
Nervous prick.
Are you done milking tits?
Ima Passenger today.
This cunts driving is a bit how you going.
Nervous prick.
Are you done milking tits?
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:58 AM
"...Peterson and Ekstrom had, according to the judges findings, adopted a practice of signing whatever board minutes and documents Magnus put in front of them and saying what Magnus wanted them to say without giving those matters any or any proper consideration."
- http://www.applebygl...ugust-2012).pdf
- http://www.applebygl...ugust-2012).pdf
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:02 AM
Heading home from work B.
Ima Passenger today.
This ***** driving is a bit how you going.
Nervous prick.
Are you done milking tits?
Back seat driving or playing with the shotgun?
Tits need to sit still just for two sex.
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:03 AM
In that article bumpty, they misspell basis as bases.
But interesting nonetheless.
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:06 AM
Tis a UK article, Rosten.
So on that bases, basis was used correctly.
None the less, your dissecting was deceptively interesting.
Kids off two school?
So on that bases, basis was used correctly.
None the less, your dissecting was deceptively interesting.
Kids off two school?
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:09 AM
Ah cool Bumpty, TIL bases is the plural of basis, so multiple basis is written 'bases'. Sweet. Using that later.
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:14 AM
That's da lingo, these kids a swinging these days.
Kids enjoying school?
Kids enjoying school?
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:21 AM
I sure am.
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:25 AM
Good morning all and welcome to April Fool's Day. I'm gonna leave work really early today as a prank to the tax paying residents of the Sutherland Shire.
Rach's one.
We only paid around $350 for ours --- the Pixel 2 would be double that at least right?
Correct. The base model is US$1,000 and the LS model is $1,300. The additional $300 is for an i7 instead of i5, 16 GB DDR3 RAM instead of 8 and a 64 GB SSD instead of only 32 GB.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:26 AM
Bases.
What's the next hot topic of dicussion.
Riveting stuff so far.
This GT is shaping up to be an absolute pearler.
What's the next hot topic of dicussion.
Riveting stuff so far.
This GT is shaping up to be an absolute pearler.
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:28 AM
OH Great!!!
Now it's compooders!
Now it's compooders!
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:29 AM
For my April fools prank, I'm going back to bed.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:31 AM
OH Great!!!
Now it's compooders!
Fixed with the Smash or Trash topic, ha ha. I just wanted to be nice in replying to Alex's post from the last GT.
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