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#1121 skillionaire

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 08:43 AM

MY GOD!!!!!!

 

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 08:47 AM

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 10:15 AM



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 10:19 AM

The name is cooler haha.

"What do you drive?"
"A Velociraptor."

Instant 1,000,000 e-fame points.

Hmmm I see your point, and will make an exception this time.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 10:37 AM

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 10:43 AM

Yes? What? 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 11:56 AM

Get fucked Ash.



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 12:45 PM

Hi


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1129 Adam

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 12:51 PM

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 12:54 PM

IHI

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 12:59 PM

Herro


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#1132 Miguel

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:06 PM

Looks like auspost have lost my rear coilovers :(

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:09 PM

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

 

That's BS!



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:11 PM

They lost some shit of mine a while back & I lodged a claim.  Long story short, they basically replied that their records said it was delivered..... so suck a dick.



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:11 PM

There's a ford transit with really good handling smashing around somewhere


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:12 PM

Hahahahaa



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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:20 PM

http://auspost.com.a...912383006120901

Opened a claim thing the other day. Got this response this morning.
 

 

 

Hi Michael, 

Thank you for your recent enquiry concerning parcel R432321031912383006120901 posted to you.

Unfortunately, our efforts to locate the missing article have not been successful. Whilst Australia Post’s mail processing arrangements are designed to ensure the secure and expeditious transmission of all postal articles, with over twenty-one million items handled daily by Australia Post, it is not possible to record the movement of ordinary articles as they travel through the postal network. 

Australia Post may pay compensation for lost articles in accordance with its Terms & Conditions. To proceed with a claim for this article the sender must call the Customer Contact Centre or lodge a customer service complaint form providing all relevant details. In the event that the article has been lost, the sender would be entitled to claim compensation. 

On behalf of Australia Post please accept my apologies for the inconvenience this matter has caused you. Australia Post appreciates every opportunity to improve the postal service and correct any faults that may exist. For this reason, a record of your complaint has been kept for future reference.

Should you have any questions concerning this or any other postal matter, please do not hesitate to call our Customer Contact Centre on 13 13 18.

Regards 

Samantha
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Customer Sales & Service

Australia Post
GPO Box 9911 In Your Capital City
T 13 POST
www.auspost.com.au

Our hours of operation are from 8am to 6pm Monday to Friday (excluding National Public Holidays).

 

 

They're insured according to seller so will see what happens. Worst case scenario I paid with Paypal.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:57 PM

I'm driving a dirty Nissan today.

I feel yuck.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:07 PM

Didn't you wash it last night though?

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:19 PM

Afternoon guys.


Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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