Like a wild bush penis?
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Started by Sven Smergberd, Apr 01 2015 04:23 AM
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:10 AM
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:13 AM
Yep
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:15 AM
Hahaha, in the whole national park, Adam manages to land on the one penis.... perfectly.
Also Jase your weather report sounds like a snapshot of your old age, go to bed warm and dry, wake up cold and wet.....oh no....not again.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:17 AM
Hahaha, in the whole national park, Adam manages to land on the one penis.... perfectly.
Haha. Bloody Adam.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:29 AM
Man has being raping nature for so long, so nature decides to rape man back, Adam gets caught in the cross fire.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:30 AM
yeah so unfair. I try to be nice to nature
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:31 AM
By telling it you have a headache?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:31 AM
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:32 AM
Squirting tomato sauce on his undies and feigning period pains.
Oh wait, that's Harry when Ams teases him.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:06 AM
I just wanted to use the word feigning.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:09 AM
Hey guys.. Just throwing this up for the Masses..
Couldn't do it yesterday cause you would think it was a joke...
Anyone keen on going to Japan on the 17th?
I have a free ticket.. One way from Melb via Cairns to Osaka...
First in best dressed..
Just gotta pay the Fees for me..
Im Boarding Hakuba for a week and doing a few days of Osaka and Kyoto and leaving from Tokyo to travel elsewhere.. ideally i want someone to take my snowboard back to Aus with them.. so i dont have to haul it around Asia.
ams: "Can't live with them, can't throw rocks at them."
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:18 AM
Hmm, going to Fiji in May and just got back from Nepal in Jan so no leave.
That is wicked though.
Ash should go. Provided he gets time off work.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:19 AM
Ash should go. Provided he gets time off work.
I had thought about this
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 09:20 AM
I had thought about this
You should take the offer.
The timing of this blows otherwise I probably would have taken it.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:03 AM
+1 for Ash doing it. Would be good for you to get out of bed 
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:23 AM
Maybe you can find a job there ash.
Rice maker.
Sushi mime.
Rice maker.
Sushi mime.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:23 AM
Too much effort
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:23 AM
Porn stagehand - head octopus tentacle cutter.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:37 AM
hahaha.
Head octopus tentacle inserter.
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