This topic is lockedHoly fkn traffic batman.
3 car pile up near my place. Took me 2hrs 10mins to get to work.
August GT
Started by Sven Smergberd, Aug 02 2015 12:34 PM
1343 replies to this topic
#861
Shaz
-
- SC Videographer
-
- 23188 posts
Differential Studios
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northern Beaches, Sydney
Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:10 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#862
Adam
-
- Members
-
- 46970 posts
Snack down!
- Gender:Male
- Location:Bargo
- Interests:Not knowing things about stuff
Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:19 AM
Should have called in sick
#863
Shaz
-
- SC Videographer
-
- 23188 posts
Differential Studios
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northern Beaches, Sydney
Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:19 AM
I would have, if I wasn't driving Elna to work as well.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#864
Shaz
-
- SC Videographer
-
- 23188 posts
Differential Studios
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northern Beaches, Sydney
Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:23 AM
Also, business cards are almost done.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#865
mark300
-
- Administrators
-
- 3067 posts
Regular Member
- Gender:Male
- Location:Newcastle NSW
Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:28 AM
solar control technician. fancy.
#866
Shaz
-
- SC Videographer
-
- 23188 posts
Differential Studios
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northern Beaches, Sydney
Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:33 AM
Sounds better than window tinter. Its also been an ongoing joke for the past 5 years, so I figured, why the hell not.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#867
Adam
-
- Members
-
- 46970 posts
Snack down!
- Gender:Male
- Location:Bargo
- Interests:Not knowing things about stuff
Posted 19 August 2015 - 09:35 AM
Haha that's awesome.
Elna should have been sick too.
Elna should have been sick too.
#868
Samwise
-
- Members
-
- 8434 posts
Official official of the official.
- Gender:Male
- Location:Undecided
- Interests:Taste so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama.
Posted 19 August 2015 - 10:16 AM
Kek.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#869
Hypnotic
-
- Members
-
- 23835 posts
Everything you see is an hallucination
- Gender:Not Telling
- Location:In the alley way
- Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.
Posted 19 August 2015 - 02:09 PM
Hahha that's awesome.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#870
Adam
-
- Members
-
- 46970 posts
Snack down!
- Gender:Male
- Location:Bargo
- Interests:Not knowing things about stuff
Posted 19 August 2015 - 03:20 PM
Shaynern. How practiced in vehicle wraps are you?
#871
Shaz
-
- SC Videographer
-
- 23188 posts
Differential Studios
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northern Beaches, Sydney
Posted 19 August 2015 - 03:22 PM
1
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#872
Shaz
-
- SC Videographer
-
- 23188 posts
Differential Studios
- Gender:Male
- Location:Northern Beaches, Sydney
Posted 19 August 2015 - 03:27 PM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#873
Sven Smergberd
-
- Members
-
- 7511 posts
Member's Member
- Gender:Male
- Location:Sydney City
Posted 19 August 2015 - 04:39 PM
Urgh, I just had to work at work, I totally forgot how to do it. I was looking at the client... and then just out the window...then down at the floor...then at the client again.... "Sooo...."
#874
Hypnotic
-
- Members
-
- 23835 posts
Everything you see is an hallucination
- Gender:Not Telling
- Location:In the alley way
- Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.
Posted 19 August 2015 - 04:44 PM
I know how it is, I forgot how to get up today.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#875
Sven Smergberd
-
- Members
-
- 7511 posts
Member's Member
- Gender:Male
- Location:Sydney City
Posted 19 August 2015 - 04:57 PM
I forgot I'm a cubt and accidentally helped someone this morning.
Felt weird.
#876
Hypnotic
-
- Members
-
- 23835 posts
Everything you see is an hallucination
- Gender:Not Telling
- Location:In the alley way
- Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.
Posted 19 August 2015 - 05:05 PM
I bet you actually loved every second of it, and they were the ones that felt weird, wondering why you were in their house.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#877
Sven Smergberd
-
- Members
-
- 7511 posts
Member's Member
- Gender:Male
- Location:Sydney City
Posted 19 August 2015 - 05:08 PM
'Shhhhh....shhh...I'm helping.....'
#878
Robert
-
- Members
-
- 9419 posts
Brappp
- Gender:Male
- Location:Central Coast, NSW
- Interests:Door Frames
Posted 19 August 2015 - 05:11 PM
You were the naked Irishman?
#879
Sven Smergberd
-
- Members
-
- 7511 posts
Member's Member
- Gender:Male
- Location:Sydney City
Posted 19 August 2015 - 05:16 PM
Haha no, but I do look Irish.
That's a funny as fuck story.
#880
Hypnotic
-
- Members
-
- 23835 posts
Everything you see is an hallucination
- Gender:Not Telling
- Location:In the alley way
- Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.
Posted 19 August 2015 - 05:20 PM
Haha no, but I do look Irish.
Drunk?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
0 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users
