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Posted 12 December 2015 - 08:24 PM
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 08:27 PM
He should buy a lotto ticket...
The driver, not the fkwit making the jokes.
Harry Butler died. 
RIP
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 08:52 PM
Bringing it tomorrow?fork I love having a project car
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 09:02 PM
Good one Jase. Cellars are bonuses. My parents are in the process of getting their one set up.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 09:28 PM
Nah cbf driving it that far. 4 speed ftl
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 09:31 PM
RIP Harry Butler, my parents grew'd up watching him
HI JASE! Stuff is good. This is the growing season and all my plants look healthy!
Hope your risotto turned out!
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 09:39 PM
Jose Aldo Junior or Conor McGregor?
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 09:49 PM
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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 09:57 PM
He's too much of a cocky bastard though. I'm giving Aldo the thumbs up. It'll be another 'shock loss' like the Ronda Rousey fight.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:05 PM
STICK YOUR DICK IN THE DIRT AND FUCK THE WORLD
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:08 PM
RIP Harry Butler, my parents grew'd up watching him
HI JASE! Stuff is good. This is the growing season and all my plants look healthy!
Hope your risotto turned out!
You are making me feel old, as I too watched him as a kid.
Glad you plants are better than my risotto. 
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:11 PM
Jose Aldo Junior or Conor McGregor?
I had to Google this as I had no idea who they are.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:15 PM
I assumed it was a soccer match.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:17 PM
I'm not too much into UFC myself but social media is a powerful thing. And I was asked by a couple of friends if I wanted to go to the local pub/RSL/The Star to watch it.
Basically Brazil or Ireland? 
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:21 PM
I love the Star.
Basically the only place in Sydney worth staying.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:29 PM
I was there the other night for my work Christmas party. Epic night. First time I ever attended Marquee as well.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:48 PM
I once went to a thing, and did stuff.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:50 PM
Markee.
The star loves you knik.
Sounds aweful Garry.
The star loves you knik.
Sounds aweful Garry.
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:54 PM
Lol did you actually attempt the risotto Jase or did you give up and go down the liquid route insteadm
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Posted 12 December 2015 - 10:56 PM
Nutribullet risotto, extracts all the flavours and nutrients of a normal risotto
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
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