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Started by Sven Smergberd, Dec 02 2015 07:45 AM

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#521 Adam

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 07:59 PM

I bought a Phillips im really happy woth

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#522 RX25SE

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:02 PM

Yep, mine's a Phillishave that I got back in the mid '90s and all it ever needed was the inbuilt batteries replaced. Luckily Jaycar had something that did the job, heaps cheaper than OEM.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#523 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:04 PM

I have a phillishave thingy, but I never use it, I just find it easier not to shave.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#524 skillionaire

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:07 PM

That's why you look like a hobo garden gnome.

Yep, mine's a Phillishave that I got back in the mid '90s and all it ever needed was the inbuilt batteries replaced. Luckily Jaycar had something that did the job, heaps cheaper than OEM.

LOL THIS GUY

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#525 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:09 PM

I don't look like a garden

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#526 skillionaire

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:10 PM

Well played; I'll allow it.

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#527 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:11 PM

Like you could do anything if you didn't

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#528 skillionaire

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:16 PM

Burnt.

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#529 Liberty

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:17 PM

Redbeard.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#530 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:21 PM

Fuggin hell. My 11yo just finished typing a 5000 word story she wrote for school.

So what, Gaz writes 5000 words summing up his bank teller day.

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#531 Liberty

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Posted 16 December 2015 - 08:23 PM

Those were a good set of 5,000 words too.

How was windsurfing?

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#532 Shaz

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Posted 17 December 2015 - 05:51 AM

So what, Gaz writes 5000 words summing up his bank teller day.

Hahaha. 5000 word essay on the features / benefits of Achilles tyres over Goodyear.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#533 Liberty

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Posted 17 December 2015 - 06:31 AM

That was actually more in-depth.

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#534 Shaz

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Posted 17 December 2015 - 06:37 AM

Haha, that was at least 9000 words right Gazman?

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#535 Adam

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Posted 17 December 2015 - 06:38 AM

I need new tyres.
These ones don't spin when I drip da crutch

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#536 Shaz

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Posted 17 December 2015 - 06:45 AM

I need new tyres.
These ones don't spin when I drip da crutch

Might have something to do with the motor

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.