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[skillionaire]

The pigs flying is right.

[buzzda]

Bahahahaha @ the pigs flyin comments

Then you followed him and chopped him?

Maaaaate, I chopped the popo on the outside while he was overtaking the truck....

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Maaaaate, I chopped the popo on the outside while he was overtaking the truck....

That'a'boy.

[buzzda]

I had my TOM plates on at the time too

[CodeBurn3r]

Was driving along a 80 speed limited rd before, ended up behind a 4wd popo and a small truck, we were all doin bout 85-90 next thing cops go and o/take the truck...
Cheeky bastards!!

when i was crusing back from SA last time, was stuck behind a line of cars doing 80 along a 100 section, wanted to o/take so many times (seriously stuck behind them for 40 minutes).
then i realised why no-one wanted to o/take... leading car was a cop.
If i was the one behind him i would have o/take no worries as i could have easily passed without going over 100 but some people just freak and wont do it.
I have over taken cops plenty of times... truth is if if they are going so slow they are commiting the offence (driving under the limit by 10km/h for extended period)

i need to wax my snowboard.. wonder if i can race out of work for 10 mins while i drop it off without anyone noticing me missing.

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I had my TOM plates on at the time too

I lolled.




Bastard!

[buzzda]

and the female cop in the passenger seat was so impressed with my awesomeness that she threw her phone numba in my window too

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and the female cop in the passenger seat was so impressed with my awesomeness that she threw her phone numba in my window too

Nik was so impressed with my awesomeness once that he gave me a BJ.

[skillionaire]

So from the GPS thing, what you're telling me, is that I have ten thousand brochures that are sending people to the back end of a national park ten minutes from where my joint is? FUCK!

[buzzda]

i need to wax my snowboard.. wonder if i can race out of work for 10 mins while i drop it off without anyone noticing me missing.

They'll prob get more done while your gone anyway

[skillionaire]

Correct, I have given you a Broken Jaw before. Would you like a fresh one squire? What do you mean drop it off? Surely you wax your own board? Tee hee hee. But seriously, it's not laundry, wax it yourself nukkah!

[buzzda]

Nik was so impressed with my awesomeness once that he gave me a BJ.

Dude, don't feel special, he gives them away like 3 day old left overs.

[buzzda]

So from the GPS thing, what you're telling me, is that I have ten thousand brochures that are sending people to the back end of a national park ten minutes from where my joint is?




FUCK!

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha, sorry, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Classic!!

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Bahahahahahahahahahahaha, sorry, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Classic!!

Poor little Nikko.

I think the members of GT need to proof-read and check every publication of yours before it is printed.

How much is 10,000 prints worth?

[buzzda]

How hard is it to take fog light surrounds off.... there's a rev E round the cnr

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How hard is it to take fog light surrounds off....
there's a rev E round the cnr

Just use a hammer...

[B4TT]

Fog light surrounds clip out - easily

[B4TT]

Just watched this chick drive down a one way street... Got into the far left of the lane to turn right up another one way street - went 50m up and then reversed back down it with cars coming towards her, then drive the wrong way back up the one way street she first come out of :s

[Morgan]

Haha smooth foglight surround FTW.


Oh man check the video in this article...
http://www.dailytele...0-1225909213915


Cop story from yesterday-
Was on the freeway on the way home from work coming up to an on-ramp. Suddenly an SS HP comes screaming onto the freeway from the on-ramp and straight across 3 lanes. There is a black Aurion in the fast lane with the cop behind it. On goes the lights. Aurion driver mustve been freaking out! They were doing nothing wrong but moved over asap. Cop then turns lights off and continues to fly down the freeway.

I get off at my exit a few kms further and I see them in the commuters carpark. Next thing I know, its right behind me. There were 2 male cops in the car just chillin. I continued to drive at the speed limit as all good Outback drivers do until I had to turn off again. Weird.


Nik, bad luck about the brochures! Definitely get SC to proof read EVERYTHING from now on. Grammar Nazi is waiting.

[buzzda]

Was she hot??