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[Shiv]

I feel bad for the other dude who just got caught up in the crossfire. He doesn't appear to be enjoying it at all!

Oh crude but funny f**k**g hilarious!

[Rob]

http://www.rsliberty...ead.php?t=82277

[ams]

Brown pants time.

[Dylan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Richo]

... more kfc funnies

http://www.wmur.com/...192/detail.html

It involves golden showers

[Dylan]

That's great Richo!

[N/A_EJ22]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA f**kING LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[ams]

Yo, its friday afternoon. One of you bitches tell me an interesting story. k, go.

[Dylan]

I once was walking from a party to a service station to get some wicked food.

All of a sudden, I got that cold feeling that comes hand - in - hand with stomach and bowel cramps. I knew it was time to shit, and FAST.

As I took strides toward the service station I started to realise that I was not going to make it, and that it was time to do something horrific. Fortunately I spotted an abandoned newspaper lying on someone's front lawn, and quickly swooped it up in one fast yet efficient motion.

I took perch at the top of a hill, dropped the dacks and fired some mad running shit on to the hill, then using newspaper to clean myself up.

Boy. That was a relief.

True story actually, ha ha.

Yo, its friday afternoon. One of you bitches tell me an interesting story.

k, go.

[Richo]

tub girl styles ?

[Dylan]

tub girl styles ?

No. It avoided my body and mouth thank you very much Richo. Freak!

[Richo]

ahhh, the guy on the block projectyle pooping, classy

[ams]

So Richo, SEEN ANY NICE SUBARU'S FOR SALE RECENTLY????

[Dylan]

LOL. Well that's my story, who else has got one to share?

[Richo]

So Richo, SEEN ANY NICE SUBARU'S FOR SALE RECENTLY????

yes

[ams]

I was once crouching behind a bush watching the girls change rooms when I felt my pants go, you know, all funny "down there". Then I realized I wasnt actually standing behind a bush - I was actually standing behind a mid-40's hippy chick who was stretching out her arms!!!ZOMG1onetwelve. Once i'd finished in her hair (all natural ftw!) I wiped myself down with some paper towel I found and continued watching the girls change rooms behind a REAL living breathing green bush foliage. (not a horse foal) I noticed a beach and went for a swim. Thank you for listening to my story.

[Dylan]

That's mad, but brings me to ask the question: Why were you watching the girls change rooms, I thought you were a homo?

[Richo]

i think you will find that was when he was "confused"

[ams]

I thought you were a homo?

I say funny things when i stare into your ava-cat's eyes.

I didn't mean it, sorry.