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Buzz, that's a good looking shit. When did you do that one?

[B4TT]

Bahahahahaha ahhh classic thread makes me luff.

I sometimes hear noises outside the window and figure we are already shitting together.

We have all had a shit with walts - every last one of us, some of us just might not know it yet. I guess we don't need a poll because walts knows with accuracy when and how often we shit.

[Morgan]

Me: "Ah crap (haha) its not going down"
KT: "What? Eww go get a stick"
Me: "Oook"

*walks outside and finds long stick*
Meanwhile, her mum has walked downstairs and talking to her in her room

Me: "Oh hi" *stick behind back
Mum: "Hi what you doing there"?
Me: "...nothing"
Mum: "Aww tell me"
Me: "Nah its alright"
Mum: "Come on tell me"
Me: "My poo got stuck"
Mum: "What"?
Me: *shows her the stick*
Mum: *lets me past while her and Kt laugh*

Me: "We are never speaking of this again"



Reminds me of that funny thread somewhere on the interwebs with the guy who went on a date and had to piss/spew/crap/with an erection and ended up flooding the bathroom with poo/wee/spew water.
Just not as bad

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Me: "Ah crap (haha) its not going down"
KT: "What? Eww go get a stick"
Me: "Oook"

*walks outside and finds long stick*
Meanwhile, her mum has walked downstairs and talking to her in her room

Me: "Oh hi" *stick behind back
Mum: "Hi what you doing there"?
Me: "...nothing"
Mum: "Aww tell me"
Me: "Nah its alright"
Mum: "Come on tell me"
Me: "My poo got stuck"
Mum: "What"?
Me: *shows her the stick*
Mum: *lets me past while her and Kt laugh*

Me: "Frik"

Again. You're weird.

Use more toilet paper.

[Morgan]

Use more toilet paper.

Wasnt stuck to my ass

[ams]

I'm putting my body on the line for an experiment, just to prove a point to morgs.

I've just made myself a huge bowl of sultana bran, i've not eaten today and not had my morning coffee yet (i'm "off sick" today).

Anyone want to guess how long it's going to take to make a re-appearance?

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Wasnt stuck to my ass

You put it on-top of it. Let the water soak in so it's heavier. Then flush and it should push it through.

I'm putting my body on the line for an experiment, just to prove a point to morgs.

I've just made myself a huge bowl of sultana bran, i've not eaten today and not had my morning coffee yet (i'm "off sick" today).

Anyone want to guess how long it's going to take to make a re-appearance?

6 days...

[B4TT]

ahahhaha nice.

[ams]

You put it on-top of it. Let the water soak in so it's heavier. Then flush and it should push it through.

I guess not doing it that often he hasn't learnt those tricks yet walts.

[Morgan]

I'm putting my body on the line for an experiment, just to prove a point to morgs.

I've just made myself a huge bowl of sultana bran, i've not eaten today and not had my morning coffee yet (i'm "off sick" today).

Anyone want to guess how long it's going to take to make a re-appearance?

Ha. You'll need a spreadsheet and detailed description of how you feel at half hr intervals.

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I guess not doing it that often he hasn't learnt those tricks yet walts.

I forgot he's an amateur shiterist.

You will learn soon young grass-hopper.

[B4TT]

yeah must have been a rock hard titanium shit to get lodged in hard enough to warrant a stick clearing procedure. perhaps your shit is super dense due to being compressed in your intestines for a much longer period of time than the shit of most people here.

[Morgan]

You put it on-top of it. Let the water soak in so it's heavier. Then flush and it should push it through.

Dude. The thing was solid. No toilet paper could do me any favours

ratemypoo.com

[ams]

Ha. You'll need a spreadsheet and detailed description of how you feel at half hr intervals.

Dude with how much sultana bran i just scoffed, i dont think half hour intervals will be too long...

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yeah must have been a rock hard titanium shit to get lodged in hard enough to warrant a stick clearing procedure. perhaps your shit is super dense due to being compressed in your intestines for a much longer period of time than the shit of most people here.

That shit should be in a signature. Quoted for awesomeness.

[skillionaire]

SIX DAYS?

[B4TT]

hahahaha

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His poo probably sounds like Buzz's engine sounded when it self imploded...

PING PING PING pinngg....flusshhhhh*poke poke* MUUUMMMMMM IT"S DONE IT AGAIN....

[Morgan]

Hahaha 6 days was the longest and was a one off!

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Morgan, pics of your shit or it didn't happen.