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I haven't even used my own emoticon yet. Here it goes:

[Alex]

I don't think you're allowed to go Nom on their tits though, Alex.

I'll give you 10 dollars to try it though.

I'd get hair stuck inbetween my teeths.

Day off today.

But.

Pulling eight days in a row as of tomorrow.

I want to fist my boss with a rusty chainsaw at 32000 rpm, then dip her in battery acid. And then insert Justin Bieber into her in a re-birthing ceremony, and set fire to the whole damn thing.

Then defecate on their ashes.

After that, I want to put the whole mess into a paper bag, light it on Walt's doorstep, ring the doorbell, and do a runner.

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After that, I want to put the whole mess into a paper bag, light it on Walt's doorstep, ring the doorbell, and do a runner.

Then i'll take a dump on your chest and you'll love it.

[Morgan]

Then i'll take a dump on your chest windscreen and you'll love it.

Fixed

[Alex]

Cleveland steamer.

or is that a Blaeven Steamer?

walts.

your gf says mine smell better than yours.

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Cleveland steamer.

or is that a Blaeven Steamer?

Blaeven-Steamer is a perfect name!

walts.

your gf says mine smell better than yours.

It would. You big girl.

[Alex]

It's coz I'm so awesome I shit rainbows, sherbet, carnations, sunshine, doves, butterflies and fluffy bunny rabbits.

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They call me Dr Worm.
Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.

[Morgan]

Is this guy your brother?

[buzzda]

Is he a tape worm??

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No, it's a Human Centipede:

[B4TT]

God, I just did a google search on worms holy shit some horrific stuff there - makes me want to go buy worm treatment straight away even if I don't have them.

[buzzda]

Watch out for this one...

[buzzda]

Here's an old cure for worms

[B4TT]

LOL ahhhhh grotty

[buzzda]

Medical image... isn't NSFW but don't open infront of clients

[buzzda]

makes me want to go buy worm treatment straight away even if I don't have them.

Garlic and ginger work if you eat them regularly.

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Heads up Sydney siders. I might be there next Wednesday/Thursday for work.

[Alex]

Heads up Sydney siders. I might be there next Wednesday/Thursday for work.

No.

We don't want you.

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No.

We don't want you.

You can pick me up from my hotel in your Legacy. From there, you have to take me out on a bromatic dinner, your shout of course. Then we can take it further if you wish.