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Dear <hotel staff>,
*SUBJECT* Please be aware of impending stalkige.
*BODY* Next week you will be accepting a guest on behalf of GP* who will attempt to take your virginity if you're ready or not. Please be aware of all exits and proceedures.
Also, please make your bitches wear makeup and get their boobs out a lot, as this guest will likely be photographing a number of your staff from several angles.
For a likeness of this expected individual, please look under your desk.
Regards,
Concerned citizen.
General Thread - Closed! Please use newer GT
Started by XXB4XX, Aug 27 2008 01:42 PM
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 06:08 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 06:16 PM
I like that message. I hope there's boobs.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 07:10 PM
Bromega the email I sent makes that look like fairy floss.
F'real.
F'real.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 07:14 PM
I'm not drunk.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 08:06 PM
Didn't know you wore glasses Nik?
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 08:28 PM
Didn't Linsay Fox buy one of these, for about $1m?
What do they call it Nik?
LOLs at one smart up the bumhole of the other smart.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:15 PM
That merc.
I'd smack that like a redheaded stepchild.
I'd smack that like a redheaded stepchild.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:17 PM
LOLs at one smart up the bumhole of the other smart.
Haha saw that and lol'd
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:33 PM
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:01 PM
2000hp TT big block street car anyone??.
HIGGITYHOTDAMNSON!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN6E-_0wXos&feature=related
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HIGGITYHOTDAMNSON!!
This beast sports a twin turbo 522cid big block Chevy that screams out 1250hp on pump gas and a ridiculous 2000hp on race gas! Ever go 0 to 150mph in 5 seconds – Butch can. Butch and his 3700lb Pontiac cruise the local streets (with parachute, of course) and run the quarter in 7 seconds. How many 70 year old men have the nuts to mash the throttle on 2000hp? Not sure, but Butch sure does. The Pontiac was transformed into this behemoth at Nelson Supercars.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:09 PM
giggety giggety, thats mint!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:27 PM
That shit be wicked y0.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 12:34 AM
2000HP of sexiness
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 07:25 AM
Meeeerrrrrrrrrr bbbbeeeerrrrrrr , mornings - whose idea was that?
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 07:41 AM
Morning
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 07:49 AM
Putting in lawn in the backyard today, finally.
Pics when done.
Works annual dinner/ball tonight.
Suit up.
Pics when done.
Works annual dinner/ball tonight.
Suit up.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 08:07 AM
Don't do that mate, then you'll have something to mow.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 08:10 AM
OR is this a vital turning point in the progression of radelaide??... Grass in the backyard, what will they think of next!?!
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 09:50 AM
2000hp, lights the tyres at 20mph in top gear.
Before I die I will own a big block.
Raining here ATM, car show tommorrow, cars filthy and upto my todger in study.
mmmmmm.......what to do??????
Before I die I will own a big block.
Raining here ATM, car show tommorrow, cars filthy and upto my todger in study.
mmmmmm.......what to do??????
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 10:32 AM
Hahahahaha, grass in Adelaide? Will you people never learn?
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