Mate that is just plain messed up. What the fuk were you thinking posting that up.
I'm no bitches bottom slice.
And Brendan, welcome anytime for some laughs.
my mistake frank, you can be the top slice.
and wtf.... *warning may blind small children who find this offensive*
Is this pauls new nickname?
dagwood dog
Before a man begins masturbating, he $hit$ on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.
"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"
Thats crazy!!!! you'd get poop in your urethra ..