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[B4TT]

wow Gee thanks mate!.... nah im not pissed off at Ferrari today - didn't get woken up by it last night. BUT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN! haha.

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wow Gee thanks mate!.... nah im not pissed off at Ferrari today - didn't get woken up by it last night. BUT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN! haha.

How did you get waken up by it the other night? One living next door? Steal that shit.

[skillionaire]

Yes Josh, I think you should pony up and steal the Ferrari.

[B4TT]

I live in a unit block - the driveway in runs right past my bedroom window. Ferrari sitting idling for prolonged periods of time next to my fucking head (it is a couple of stories down but the sound resinates right up). The guy either lives opposite me or he has a Girlfriend/Casual/Call Girl living there - not sure which but the car is there most nights.

What do I do once I Steal it.. move it to my garage? haha

[skillionaire]

I'm just upset no one got my pony joke.

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I'm just upset no one got my pony joke.

I did. But it wasn't that great.

[skillionaire]

How you gawna play me like that, yo? You know that was loaded. Don't make me send some shots to your melon, son. That ain't no watermelon dog, that's a waltzermelon.

[skillionaire]

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I wish my dryer looked like that.

[B4TT]

I got it Nik , sorry was off on a tangent - My sister is having a big ass operation this morning so was a little distracted temporarily - but not any more because apparently she went through it fine..... she has to wake up now.

Posted pic is of Nik washing/drying Alisha....poor Alisha.

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lol at your Avatar. It finally showed up.

[B4TT]

Cool - do you find her sexy?

[skillionaire]

FUCK! I hate getting shaped or whatever it's called.

[Shiv]

Cool - do you find her sexy?

Can she whip up a good steak?

[ams]

Morning

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Can she whip up a good steak?

She could eat a good steak, that's for sure.

Morning

What's with the "old man" dash cover thingy?

[B4TT]

I think she ate Avatar... like the whole planet and everything.

Nik - you neeed to look into other interweb options

[skillionaire]

I'm on that, Alex. I've been stuck to my desk for about fifteen minutes... literally! Sticky. Yucky yucky poo poo's.

Josh, there are no other options.

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What's with the "old man" dash cover thingy?

...you mean a dash mat?

I got them to throw it in.

I also got free (well, "free") floor mats and rubber rear cargo mat.

No blowjob though, I asked and he seemed offended so I dropped it.

I'm on that, Alex. I've been stuck to my desk for about fifteen minutes... literally! Sticky. Yucky yucky poo poo's.

Yeah tell me about it.

I liked your pony pun. I like a punny pony pun.

[skillionaire]

You're already delirious from the heat. I can tell. Seriously, remember back in the day when it hit 40 you could just go home from school? Shit was tight. THEN I liked summer.


Now. Not so much.