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[buzzda]

Na, no birds.... have trouble sleeping/getting back to sleep.... too much on my brain that I can't do shit about ATM.

[skillionaire]

That's a sucky way to wake up.

Pigeons, not really. Still on that Noisy Miner tip, once I throw rocks at him, the crows come about ten minutes after that, once I throw rocks at them, the magpies come about ten minutes later. I'm talking every morning.

I don't have a gun, also, because of how built up this place is getting - it's becoming very difficult to shoot anything at all let alone a twelve gauge.

[Alex]

I say you take them out sniper styles.


CZ Brno. .22, subsonic ammunition. Good scope.


My dad's mate even had a custom made silencer for his. I swear to God, it sounded like a light clap of the hands.


Neighbours wouldn't know what happened...


Oh and morning all. About to go mow the lawns. Gonna need to slip/slop/slap.... it looks awfully sunny today.

[buzzda]

Can't win eh mate? I know how you feel.

Hahahaha, we decimated the noisey minor population at M&D's with a sluggy years ago.... tho you had to use pointed slugs, one shot to knock em out the tree another to kill.

[skillionaire]

Haha, that's not a bad idea. My mates dad is pretty hardcore into guns, they're not really my thing, had bad experiences back in the day that I won't be getting over any time soon.

Best of luck with the lawn. Make sure you give us some before and after shots for the Lawn Mow thread... it is completely normal.

[Alex]

Just for you man, I will.

It looks shocking, since I've been working a lot, and the recent rains.


Pity about your bad experience, Nik.

With a responsible attitude, they can be a very rewarding hobby.

[skillionaire]

Buzz: I'm sayin' man. I'm sayin. Seriously though, there's so many spoon carvers around these days that you have to keep that sort of activity on the down low. I remember telling a couple of my mates about how I got rid of some Magpies a couple of years back, one of mates missus was 100% serious on the 'that's animal cruelty, magpies are a protected animal' tip.

Crazy broads.

[buzzda]

Yeah they're everywhere... shoot them too!!

[skillionaire]

Our posty is a bit of a gun nut, goes to competitions and stuff. He's pretty keen to get me along to the local club and show me what it's all about. It's in the maybe pile. He said it's become a really expensive hobby over the last year, ammo price doubling and tripling in some cases.

Yeah they're everywhere... shoot them too!!

Haha.

Yeah they're everywhere... shoot them too!!

Haha.

[skillionaire]

[skillionaire]

"Fookin 'ell Trevva, turn yerr bloody shield 'round!"

[B4TT]

Both my pops were into competition shooting/ light hunting.

Can't do shit anymore.

One particular person I knew once upon a time had a 22 with a silencer and it sounded more like an air rifle burst than a usual gun crack.

I fucking hate animal cruelty but I have no issue with a good quick shot to get rid of pests.

[skillionaire]

What I did was quicker than a bullet. Real talk. No gay ass making a youtube movie shit either, purely a non emotive act that was required for my life to continue in a normal manner.

/justificationoner


I bought raspberries off of a bloke with the last name, 'Sunman'. Just noticed on his hand written inv.

What a dude.

[B4TT]

What I did was quicker than a bullet. Real talk. No gay ass making a youtube movie shit either, purely a non emotive act that was required for my life to continue in a normal manner.

/justificationoner

No idea what that sentence means... but if I read it right I am sure you did what ya had to do.

BTW faster than a bullet is pretty quick.

I am watching this show called "shit my dads says" pretty funny calls in some of it.

[skillionaire]

Yeah, that started as a blog. Never seen the show. Link for Nik?





















Some cars for Sunday. Any requests?

[ams]

I am watching this show called "shit my dads says" pretty funny calls in some of it.

That's got the Shatster in it doesn't it?

[B4TT]

All nice cars - but I am always a sucker for those older Porsche cars

[skillionaire]

Oh really? Dude just isn't that funny. Danny Crane my ass.

[B4TT]

haha "She did things that would make a german pornographer blush"

[B4TT]

hahaha Putin having a sing along - he starts singing about 1:30 into the clip lol.