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[buzzda]

Went over to a friends house last night and introduced them to willy bum bum.
It was a hit

ummm... I hope yr talking bout the vid. Is bit too soon in yr marriage to be on the down-low.

[buzzda]

I sample manhood.

Sorry, had too.


Chicken and the Horse

Once upon a time there was a horse and a chicken who were good friends. They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were very happy. One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse stepped into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was yelling for his friend, the chicken, to save him. The chicken thought for a minute, then ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped into the farmer's 735csi BMW. Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and the chicken managed to start the car, and put it in gear. It raced over to the sinkhole, where the horse had almost disappeared by now. The smart chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW and threw the other end around the front legs of the horse. The chicken hopped back in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas. Ever so slowly, the horse eased out of the quicksand and jumped to safety. The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life. Thank you!" The chicken just said, "Don't mention it - That's what friends are for!!" They returned the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barn yard.
A few days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest, and heard some muffled cries for help coming from the backyard. The horse followed the sounds and came upon a terrible scene. There was his best friend, the chicken, stuck in a hole of quicksand! The sand was already up to its neck-feathers and the cries for help had almost stopped. The horse took a quick look around: No rope in sight And the farmer had gone to town with his BMW. What to do? The horse took a deep breath and spread his body and legs out over the hole. His member was dangling down right above the poor chicken. "Here, my friend, grab my thingie and I will pull you to safety!". With its last bit of energy, the chicken grabbed a hold of the big horse-thingie and the horse straightened its body, pulling the chicken from its trap. With one big step, both were on solid ground and safe. The chicken slumped down on the ground, exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my friend!!" The horse just smiled. And what is the moral of this story? ...



























































If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

[buzzda]

ROFL's at the dog at 2:30

[Morgan]

Hahaha who tries to catch a telegraph pole?!

What's a willy bum bum?

This is willy bum bum
Someone posted it up a little while ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM&feature=player_embedded

[Richo]

Could be mate. The rally school that's being built near me will be ready in February, so I better get to practising.

For true.

something Leigh/Lee is doing ?

[skillionaire]

Leigh, correct! I think it might be a bit hush hush? Probably shouldn't have said it on an open nation wide forum, but oh well.

Only going to drum up business!

[Richo]

secret squirrel

[Morgan]

Anyone here sport a Varex?

[RX25SE]

Had a Christmas lunch at a mates yesterday.

Awsome food and lots of wine.

Three of us drank seven bottles of red. I got home and passed out on the couch.

With over 400 bottles in the cellar, I knew it would be ugly.

Nik, FYI we were drinking the following:
'95, '96 and '97 Penfolds Bin28
'97 Penfolds Bin407
'92 Wynns Hermitage
'97 Wynns Cabernet Shiraz Merlot

All good but I think a little past their best.

[B4TT]

I actually made it today Aek... And you did t turn up

[Morgan]

How is it Josh? Big turn out? Wish I was there. Has been way too long since a cruise

[skillionaire]

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[Richo]

say whaaaaa

[ams]

Anyone ever cooked a whole turkey on a rotisserie in a hooded bbq?

(hehe, hooded)

Do's / dont's?

I'm supposed to be an expert by christmas night.

[skillionaire]

Don't know, forum threw that at me? Maybe Norton is flexing its muscle?

AMS. Baste and keep basting, I don't really see why you'd rotisserie instead of using a cooking tray though.

[ams]

AMS. Baste and keep basting, I don't really see why you'd rotisserie instead of using a cooking tray though.

Easy enough to do in the bbq anyway? I've got a roasting tray in the bbq itself - if that's simple enough to do i'll scrap the rotisserie idea and just sit it in the tray.


Check this shit out. Crazy arabs. That's what you get for having a family income starting at 7 or 8 figures.

[skillionaire]

How many people are you feeding, what KG size are you looking at getting the Turkey? Are you looking at serving it cold or hot?

I always have a cold spread apart from one or two hot starters for Christmas. So damn hot anyway.

Also, that goes for ten minutes.

[Richo]

Alex is ethnic... most of perth will be there

[ams]

Alex is ethnic... most of perth will be there

Correct.

It's a 3.5kg bird. Have around 8 people to feed but have other food for mains so should be plenty.

I bought another one today to do a test run tonight.

[skillionaire]

Good call I like it.

Are you doing your own stuffing?