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I think Wank and any of its adjectives.Pick the missing word.
I gave up ****** this mornin'
I never thought that I could,
I'm feeling better already,
Next time it might be for good.
When I first ****** I thought i was so clever
And all of my mates, they were mugs
Thought I was the first,
Bloke here on Earth, who'd ever played with his slack
It was my own little secret,
And I never told anyone
And the feelin' I got, the first time I shot
Was like chooks flying outta my bum
I'm givin up ****** tomorrow,
I never thought that I could
Then I won't get these bad head aches,
Then I'll be off it for good
I've ****** in some unlawfully places,
The shower, the beach and the pool, the dunny, the tram and the pictures,
And biology classes at school.
And once my grandmother caught me,
****** meself in me room,
But to her suprise, I just shut my eyes and imagined her standin there nude.
I'm givin up ****** on tuesday
I never thought that I could
Then I won't squint like I do now,
Then I'll be off it for good.
My dad says it's gonna take will-power
There really is no easy trick,
I honestly thought I'd need surgery
To help get me hand off me d**k
Me dad's been a great inspiration,
He's really been a great help,
He knows what I go through,
And just what to do,
Cause he gave it up yest-ee himself,
I'm givin up ****** next Frid-ee
I never thought that I could
And I'll throw away my thick glasses,
And then I'll be off it for good
So if you say you don't ****,
Your a lier,
And a fool if you say that you do,
So next time you see,
Prince Charles on TV
Remember he ****** himself too,
So I'm givin up ****** come Christmas,
I never thought that I could
And I'll sell me dog and me white pain,
And i'll throw away me dark glasses
And then I'll be off it for good.
Whats going on everyone?
LONG WEEKEND,, woohoo!
We really gotta start getting that stuff on camera.....would make a great piccard 
