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[Morgan]

A few years before the M/K hybrids sprout. Hopefully!

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Maybe Morgan's sex is like his shits?

Sex once a year.

Shits once a year.




That's why nothing's happening anytime soon.

Morning fellas.

[CodeBurn3r]

Morning Peoples.
Goodmorning Tom.. i just realised why the fk do you have jermey clarkson??? you should have this is avatar!

[B4TT]

Maybe Morgan's sex is like his shits?

Sex once a year.

Shits once a year.




That's why nothing's happening anytime soon.

Morning fellas.

Hahaha is that right Morgs? lay together as man and women once a year?

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Hahaha is that right Morgs? lay together as man and women once a year?

lol

I love how you worded that!

Morning Peoples.
Goodmorning Tom.. i just realised why the fk do you have jermey clarkson??? you should have this is avatar!

JC >>>>>> TJ









Josh, you've been smashing it lately. What's been happening?


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Hehehehehe nice!



haha TJ

Perhaps you need to post more Walts? stop working so much, thats not going to get you anywhere

[CodeBurn3r]

Tom Jones and Leo Sayer... ahhh why don't they hook up and make awesome voiced afro babies?

[B4TT]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


They did, hes on this forum too!


Some say he is allergic to carpet and that if you were to hold an ultraviolet light to him he would illuminate the southern hemisphere, all we know is he is called "Walts"

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Tom Jones and Leo Sayer... ahhh why don't they hook up and make awesome voiced afro babies?

Male and Male babies don't usually work... I've tried.

Some say he is allergic to carpet and that if you were to hold an ultraviolet light to him he would illuminate the southern hemisphere, all we know is he is called "Walts"

Bahahahahaha!

[CodeBurn3r]

Hahaha good call...

Tom Sayer.. thats who you are now known as Waltsy.. SnakeDuck.. ammend the stalkers subtitle... must read.. Resident Stalker... love child of jones&sayer

[CodeBurn3r]

Male and Male babies don't usually work... I've tried.

it's only a matter of time.. the japs will find a way and then because they will not be classed as humans because they will be clones they will be legally be able to hunt them.. then there will be clone reserves where you can hunt clones of people you hate...... kinda like a zombie hunt, except they wont try to bite you.. unless you clone Mike Tyson.. but then thats just stupid.

[B4TT]

I have evidence of this !!

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How did you find that picture of me?

That was wayyy back when we were touring together.

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[B4TT]

Is that morgs?

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Is that morgs?

Yep.

Neg it if you dig it.

[B4TT]

Negged a Nigger

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Apparently, even MacGuyver occasionally needs a little "alone time".

Spoiler

[B4TT]

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[Morgan]

Hahaha is that right Morgs? lay together as man and women once a year?

You got me

Is that morgs?

You got me

Also, seen this a while ago but my dad has resent it to me to brush up on my skills.

We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!