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Started by XXB4XX, Aug 27 2008 01:42 PM

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#32781 Shaz

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:07 PM

"Did that hurt?"
Get it, walks into a bar.

Cheers,
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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:12 PM

"Did that hurt?"
Get it, walks into a bar.


Coming from the person who didn't laugh at my cbf'd bcf joke?

Jerk.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:12 PM


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

#32784 ams

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:15 PM

I'm pretty sure it would smash the fuck out of those tables, not just upend them.

Upend.

UPend.


UpEnd.







heh, pend.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

#32785 CodeBurn3r

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:16 PM


ams: "Can't live with them, can't throw rocks at them."

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:16 PM

Haha

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:17 PM

wtf i quoted myself.. noob


Do i win?
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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:20 PM

A little... but it will take something mega cool for you to beat Nik (who as we can recall is the winner at the moment).

If you can fly to the moon on the back of a three legged chihuahua all the while burning in raging flames you may get closer to winning.

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:20 PM

Coming from the person who didn't laugh at my cbf'd bcf joke?

Jerk.


I'll bite your face cnut.

Cheers,
Shazza
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:22 PM

You get a rep for that little outburst! let it out! hehehehe

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:24 PM

I'll bite your face cnut.


I keep my face on my ass.






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Some say this is a double edged sword. I tend to agree.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:26 PM

Shut-up Ams.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:28 PM

I keep the matrix in a jar under my bed.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:28 PM

I keep the matrix in a jar under my bed.


I eat matrix for breakfast.






and I take the red pill and the blue one.









Fuck you Morpheus.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

Does the Matrix make a good pet?

do you pop loads off into it for shits and giggles?

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

HOW god damn hard is it to find a farking key ring bottle opener!!!

bought a drink at lunch... took 45 minutes of searching shops to find a bottle opener before i decided stuff it, and knocked the lid off on a park bench...

WHO THE HELL SELLS BOTTLES WITH LIDS LIKE THAT!

fooking Mexispicks thats who! aghhhh forgot to outburst before sorry.
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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

Morgan is Morpheus

Just check his skin colour.. same

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:31 PM

Morgan is Morpheus


The matrix still controls his bowel.

The matrix is angry.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

#32799 B4TT

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:33 PM

The matrix still controls his bowel.

The matrix is angry.

I thought his lower bowel just moves with the rest of the worlds glaciers?

 

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:35 PM

Always with the shit jokes.
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