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[skillionaire]

Live positive. Day off for me today. Might get the weed whacker out.

[B4TT]

Whoah, the man gets a day off!

[skillionaire]

I am at work though...

:/

[buzzda]

Can't hate the guy for being stupid enough to ask for it and actually get it, but I must say, hate and death to the cocksmoker that is actually giving it to him. Must be family money. Why the fuck would you give someone a milli, even if I was banked for 10 billi I'd still tell his comedian arse to get a job.

Fucken sick idea, wish I had of thought of it. I say good on the dude for ponying up and givin it to him. TBH if I had the kesh I'd do it couple times a year. Just pick a random cunt that looked like they were having a rough trot. If I had billions I'd honestly walk down the street handing out 100 dollar bills to anyone that looked like they needed it. I hate the shit, and tight-arses, FFS it's only money... I'm the one that front's up to pay for mates that can't afford shit just so we can all have a good time. I hate people that just sit on it and have a huge number in the bank, it ain't goin with ya when you die and you don't know when that's gonna be so may as well enjoy it... and let other people enjoy it too.

Whoah, the man gets a day off!

I am at work though...

:/

That's my life summed up right there.

[B4TT]

I am at work though...

:/

you should probably not be at work on your day off.
Go sit at bootleg for a bit or something LOL.

[skillionaire]

Hahaha, I see where you're coming from, but you did specifically state you would give the money to people that needed it. Which is exactly where I'm coming from, a 'struggling' comedian in Canada is not living a hard life.

As for work on a day off, yep. That's just par for the course 'round my way. But I'm mainly just manning the email/phone and talking to you guys haha.

It's 8am Josh. They aren't open.

[buzzda]

Hahaha, I see where you're coming from, but you did specifically state you would give the money to people that needed it. Which is exactly where I'm coming from, a 'struggling' comedian in Canada is not living a hard life.

As for work on a day off, yep. That's just par for the course 'round my way. But I'm mainly just manning the email/phone and talking to you guys haha.

It's 8am Josh. They aren't open.

Ram-raid, then just sit there.

Lol, as usual we're saying the same thing differently.

[B4TT]

What time do they open?

be a shame to see you turn killionaire because you crack from being over-worked.

[skillionaire]

They open at eleven. Once nine rolls around and the team get here I bounce straight out.

Haha, remember when people used to say straight out? I used to say it.

Straight out broooo. Then it was just 'straight'.

"You coming or what, mate?"
"Straight homie, straight"

Hahaha. '99 speak was cool as fuck.

Half the time we didn't even know what the fuck we were saying to each other.

[buzzda]

be a shame to see you turn killionaire because you crack from being over-worked.

Hahahaha, tourist massacre.

[skillionaire]

Haha, missed that line completely.

Let's go shopping;

[skillionaire]

I'm guessing from the silence, everyone is frantically ordering mail order brides using a falsie?



I'm not really one for butchering the classics, but this is a cool tune for a Sunday mooooorn'.

[B4TT]

Indeed I am my tourist murdering friend. (thanks for that one Buzz)

[buzzda]

Haha, missed that line completely.

Let's go shopping;

Ummmmm, That's all fucked up, my CC no# is my acct no (the whole thing). I just did that additon thing and it didn't work, ended up with 78... I'm pretty sure my CC isn't fake.

Also, mine's a M/card and first 2 no# are 53.

[skillionaire]

Is it a debit card though?

[buzzda]

Indeed I am my tourist murdering friend. (thanks for that one Buzz)

Lol, when you mentioned him goin postal 1st thing I thought of was the movies "Hostel" and "Hard Target"

Is it a debit card though?

Nah brew, proper CC. My MC debit card starts with 52

[B4TT]

hahahaha thats awesome.. hmmm mine checked out when I checked it?

Nik will grind the tourists up and ferment them.

[buzzda]

hahahaha thats awesome.. hmmm mine checked out when I checked it?

Nik will grind the tourists up and ferment them.

Your CC must be fake

Various new types of "Imported" beer...

[B4TT]

LOL a Swedish Blonde

Made with the blood sweat and tears of hundreds of swedish tourists.

[skillionaire]

Eh, must admit I didn't check it out myself. Just found it and posted it.



Maybe you don't actually exist Buzz?

If anyone else has a subbie attached to their computer;



Killer breakfast beats.