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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:43 PM

No harm to me mate, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against hot women and pictures therein - but it's nice to make the choice of when/where I open them up on my screen.

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Long day and it's only 2:41PM.

no worries do u like to look at them in private ;) hahahhah jks

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:45 PM

5:45 and chillin with no pants on

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:56 PM

Best status facebook update comes from a chick mate of mine:

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realise that because vampires are dead and have no
blood pumping through them, they can never get an errection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,

Logic.



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Posted 08 February 2011 - 05:05 PM

Best status facebook update comes from a chick mate of mine:


Email I got sent yesterday... (inc. a repost of yours)



Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns


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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic


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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic


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Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


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Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada


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Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders


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Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson



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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google


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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP


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Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph


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Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985


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Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton


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Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack


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Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle



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Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas


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Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God


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Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind


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Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods


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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls


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Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio


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Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan


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Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet


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Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed


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Dear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Sincerely, The Virgin Mary


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Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast


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Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake


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Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:07 PM

lol i think i need to share these on my fag book haha

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:21 PM

I am more impressed that Alex's friend corrected the English, rather than making pasta.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:22 PM

Pasta?

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:26 PM

Pasta?

i had pasta for diner :P

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:37 PM

pasta has too many calories for me these days.


sweet geländewagen nik.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:52 PM

Don't you nerds call it 'copy pasta' ?

It's an XXL, Alex. I'm not full bottle on them, I'm told they are still a two row platform with a HUGE amount of space in between, or a three row option can be had?

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:55 PM

i thought it looked a little mongy.

you can have that.


i'll have the Brabus G V12 biturbo kthx.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:00 PM

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:11 PM

Pass.


I would still rather the biturbo.


in other news:


this is what I think of the mobile phone network 3.



And in other news:

My ex fiance has done well with herself with her new man.

And wow.

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that's her in black.
that's him in the background wearing a blue shirt and white singlet.

all class baby!

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:14 PM

hahahah now thats a gut :P

man i just uped my dumb bells to 18kg each , im feeling the burn just did 3 lots of 20 reps B)

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:16 PM

Lmao @ the fat bitch + VB guzzling yogi bear lookalike.

No offense Alex.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:22 PM

What are they watching on the screens?

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:24 PM

Extreme Narwhalling?

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:24 PM

the chick in the blue has fatfuggly arms haha

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:29 PM

He appears to have a beer in hand. This makes me thirsty.

That's about it.

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:32 PM

the chick in the blue has fatfuggly arms haha

that's my ex's best friend.

now also an ex of mine ;)

she's grown also.


i should have pulled away from her at the train station.




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