no worries do u like to look at them in privateNo harm to me mate, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against hot women and pictures therein - but it's nice to make the choice of when/where I open them up on my screen.
Long day and it's only 2:41PM.
General Thread - Closed! Please use newer GT
#36441
Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:43 PM
#36442
Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:45 PM
#36443
Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:56 PM
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realise that because vampires are dead and have no
blood pumping through them, they can never get an errection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic.
#36444
Posted 08 February 2011 - 05:05 PM
Best status facebook update comes from a chick mate of mine:
Email I got sent yesterday... (inc. a repost of yours)
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
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Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
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Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
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Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders
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Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
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Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
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Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
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Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
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Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
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Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
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Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
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Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
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Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind
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Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
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Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
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Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan
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Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
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Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
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Dear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Sincerely, The Virgin Mary
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Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast
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Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake
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Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#36445
Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:07 PM
#36446
Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:21 PM
#36447
Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:22 PM
#36448
Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:26 PM
i had pasta for dinerPasta?
#36449
Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:37 PM
sweet geländewagen nik.
#36450
Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:52 PM
It's an XXL, Alex. I'm not full bottle on them, I'm told they are still a two row platform with a HUGE amount of space in between, or a three row option can be had?
#36451
Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:55 PM
you can have that.
i'll have the Brabus G V12 biturbo kthx.
#36452
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:00 PM
#36453
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:11 PM
I would still rather the biturbo.
in other news:
this is what I think of the mobile phone network 3.
And in other news:
My ex fiance has done well with herself with her new man.
And wow.

that's her in black.
that's him in the background wearing a blue shirt and white singlet.
all class baby!
#36454
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:14 PM
man i just uped my dumb bells to 18kg each , im feeling the burn just did 3 lots of 20 reps
#36455
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:16 PM
No offense Alex.
Cheers,
Shazza
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#36456
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:22 PM
#36457
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:24 PM
Cheers,
Shazza
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#36458
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:24 PM
#36459
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:29 PM
That's about it.
#36460
Posted 08 February 2011 - 07:32 PM
that's my ex's best friend.the chick in the blue has fatfuggly arms haha
now also an ex of mine
she's grown also.
i should have pulled away from her at the train station.
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