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Time for chuck norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris played tennis against a brick wall and won.
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Started by XXB4XX, Aug 27 2008 01:42 PM
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:09 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:11 AM
Spoiler
no this is u but hey ?
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:11 AM
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:14 AM
yeah man.Spoiler
no this is u but hey ?
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:15 AM
she goes all right hey =]yeah man.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:17 AM
Put some effort into it man.
Don't just post a link. Geez.
Cheers,
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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:21 AM
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:24 AM
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:25 AM
The cast of G.I. Joe watched Chuck Norris when they were children.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:29 AM
What kind of scar does a roundhouse kick from Norris leave? No one knows, the bodies of the victims were never found
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Top three selling toys of all time: #3 Cabbage Patch Kids #2 Tickle Me Elmo #1 Roundhouse Kick Me Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to with his blood line. He ate an Indian... and a Jeep.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Top three selling toys of all time: #3 Cabbage Patch Kids #2 Tickle Me Elmo #1 Roundhouse Kick Me Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to with his blood line. He ate an Indian... and a Jeep.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:30 AM
Out of all of the Chuck Norris jokes, trust you to pick the unfunny ones.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:33 AM
each to their own mother fuckerOut of all of the Chuck Norris jokes, trust you to pick the unfunny ones.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:36 AM
Each July, Sharks watch Chuck Norris Week.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:38 AM
each to their own mother fucker
Lighten up Cammy.
Learn how to take a joke, or GTFO of the GT.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:39 AM
learn how to know that im not being serious......Lighten up Cammy.
Learn how to take a joke, or GTFO of the GT.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks: that's all they're good for.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:40 AM
Chuck Norris made all the colours of the rainbow, except pink. Tom Cruise made pink.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:41 AM
i think you ment tom walter made pinkChuck Norris made all the colours of the rainbow, except pink. Tom Cruise made pink.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:43 AM
free hugs
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 10:46 AM
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building
Chuck Norris breaks mirrors just for fun.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building
Chuck Norris breaks mirrors just for fun.
ams: "Can't live with them, can't throw rocks at them."
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