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[B4TT]

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[Alex]

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[Morgan]

http://www.facebook....177835188914921 hahah name.

Morning

[B4TT]

Guten Morgen.

[aekOne]

morgan

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Bangin'


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[B4TT]

Walts has delivered. Top Shelf walts!

[Morgan]

Once again, she's incredibly young!
But smokin'



I pulled off an awesome prank last night. My first.

Was at band prac and one of the guys (Luke) got a phone call from a friend (Skye). Luke and Skye have a history of pranking people.

She asked us to call her boss (Leena) and pretend we were ambulance officers, tell her that we had Skye and Kate (friend of Skye who are both employees of Leena) in the back of our ambo and we were taking them to the hosp after a chandalier fell at work and glass was embedded in their eyes. The idea was to get Leena back to her shop because she wasn't answering any msgs they were sending.

The other boys chickened out and it was up to me. I was skeptical because I was impersonating an ambo officer with the potential of getting them fired but was asured they wouldn't be.

Ring ring. Ring ring

"Hello?"

"Hi, is that Leena?"

"Yes it is"

"Hi, this is Ralph from NSW State Emergency Services. I'm just rining to inform you that I have two of your employees, Kate and Skye in the back of my ambulance here and we're on the way to the hospital.... blah blah blah..."

"Oh, has there been an accident?" in a very serious tone

"Yes, your store in a mess after a chandelier fell. The girls have glass in their eyes. They have had to leave the store unattended and have asked if you would go back and look after it."

"Yes, sure I'm on my way"

Hangs up

Was soo funny! Didn't think I'd be able to keep my composure but I did.

Best thing was, we downloaded a free siren app which Luke was playing in the background!! Leena rang Skye straight away and figured out it was a prank but was like "It sounded so serious, there were sirens and everything!!"

Best night

[B4TT]

Lol you said you were from the SES? she can't be too smart haha.

[ams]

Morgan, barely 1 step up from "Amanda Huggnkiss".

Terrible.

[Morgan]

Wait... I just said 'NSW Emergency Services'.

Morgan, barely 1 step up from "Amanda Huggnkiss".

Terrible.

Pfft had to be there. Was awesome
There was a bit more banter back and forth but thats the general gist

[skillionaire]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Fat girls are hilarious.

Lol you said you were from the SES? she can't be too smart haha.

Hahahahahaha, SES just chillin' in the amberlamps... what!?

Also I can only imagine how much chit you could land in impersonating an Ambo. Nice work Morgs. You rebel you!

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Once again, she's incredibly young!
But smokin'

She looks of legal age. What are you complaining about?

[Morgan]

Amazing house.

But only 4 bedrooms...

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DO WANT SO MUCH.

[CodeBurn3r]

Morgs.. sorry that was ****.. you really must have had to be there :S

Needs more..

Mate 1 "Hello"
Mate 2 "Aghhhh aghhhhhh omg Aghhhhhhhh"
Mate 1 "WHAT THE ****? Paul whats wrong? are you ok?"
Mate 2 "Aghhhhh omg wtf Ahhhhhhhhh"
Mate 1 "PAUL! PAUL! are you ok, what's going on?"
Mate 2 *Hang up*
Mate 1 *Call back*
Mate 2 "oh hey man, how you going?"
Mate 1 "Dude WTF are you ok? you were screaming"
Mate 2 "yeah man, i'm just low on credit, needed to make sure you would call me back"

Funnies **** i have ever seen on a bus.

[skillionaire]

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[Morgan]

Haha that is pretty funny Ty.

Leena did sound very worried on the other end of the phone.

Either way the plan worked perfectly

[CodeBurn3r]

actually funniest i have seen on a bus was some kid trying to empty a pencil case of pencil shavings out the window onto some chicks at a bus stop..

wind picked up and blew it back in his face.. he screamed like a girl cause it got in his eyes and sobbed for the next 15 minutes while his mates gave him ****.

or the time some looser left all this rubbish on the seat when he got off.. the big arse Kiwi driver got out threw a pack of noodles at him, got him square in the back of the head, dude turned around started mouthing off, tripped over and knocked himself out on the gutter.
driver got back in asked if anyone saw anything then drove off.

and talking about public transport.. today on the tram, some btich threw her ciggy on the ground before getting in.. heard someone telling her to pick it up but she just ignored and pushed on. next thing i know the tram stopped like 10 mtrs along, doors opened, cop got in, dragged her out and she got done for littering.. stupid mole was mouthing off the whole time.
Suck Eggs.. i hate when people litter like that.

[skillionaire]

Littering is appalling - I literally want to run people off the road when they throw butts/fast food wrappers/ etc. out the car down here. Look around turdburger - this place is awesome, does not need your rubbish!