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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:20 PM
Last week?
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:21 PM
Pretty much
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:25 PM
It certainly feels as though it was last week! damn time and it's stupid ability to accelerate as your age increases
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:46 PM
Wow smokin blonde just walked past on her way to work at Liquorland.
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:47 PM
Cool starry bra.
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:49 PM
Got a little smile out of her 
Bra.
Booooobs
Bra.
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:49 PM
Wow smokin blonde just walked past on her way to work at Liquorland.
always a good sight. perhaps later she will become inebriated take off her clothes, lay on her back and wet up.Just a thought!
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:51 PM
70% of the time it happens everytime.
Just a thought!
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So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump?
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:55 PM
There's only one way to carry a flag on a pole on your Musso
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:12 PM
Went for a walk for lunch, woman laying on front, topless and with g-bang bikini.. i gave a slight look but i had a feeling it was not going to be someone under 30.
walked a bit further, did a quick head check, yep, i was right, one of those old leather women.
bit further up, a smoking hot specimen, but unfortunately.. too many clothes, she instead decided to lay on the grass on her elbows, with tight pair of jeans and nice cleavage.. but disappointed i was.
walked up other side of park, hey hey, JACKPOT? no, just laying there is a salmon coloured top and short shorts.. too far off the path to really decide if it was worth changing my route. so decided against it.
found a tree, laid myself right up on therrr comfy n **** ready to eat lunch.
along comes a bit of a looker, but she's wearing again a dress that although has potential is a bit long.
BUT
she decides to take claim on some grass not far from me, and just to the port bow my FOV.
then as though in a movie, she pulls he hair out, does the head toss side to side, pulls up the dress, lays down and starts to read a mag and get a tan.
now the instant though here was.. what would Tom do?
CAMERA PHONE..
then.. "BATTERY LOW, unable to start camera" MOTHER FCUCKER! AGHHHhh.
and of course it decided to beep as farkin loud as the thing could which got be sprung big time.
but instead of a look of disgust, i get a smile.
ok cool she doesn't have a clue what just went down.. cool.
45 minutes later, gotta go back to work, get up start walking to the office, which I had to take the "Most direct route" and I get a comment as i walk past her.
"See you next week gorgeous" and a wink...
A WINK! i thought the wink was dead.. turns out the wink just made a come back!
then it dawned on me.. i have 4 days next week, the weather better be good next week... and no bastard is going to take my tree!
Morgs, are you driving the mazdah again??? stop taking your wifes car.. next you're going to start shaving your legs and wearing lipgloss
walked a bit further, did a quick head check, yep, i was right, one of those old leather women.
bit further up, a smoking hot specimen, but unfortunately.. too many clothes, she instead decided to lay on the grass on her elbows, with tight pair of jeans and nice cleavage.. but disappointed i was.
walked up other side of park, hey hey, JACKPOT? no, just laying there is a salmon coloured top and short shorts.. too far off the path to really decide if it was worth changing my route. so decided against it.
found a tree, laid myself right up on therrr comfy n **** ready to eat lunch.
along comes a bit of a looker, but she's wearing again a dress that although has potential is a bit long.
BUT
she decides to take claim on some grass not far from me, and just to the port bow my FOV.
then as though in a movie, she pulls he hair out, does the head toss side to side, pulls up the dress, lays down and starts to read a mag and get a tan.
now the instant though here was.. what would Tom do?
CAMERA PHONE..
then.. "BATTERY LOW, unable to start camera" MOTHER FCUCKER! AGHHHhh.
and of course it decided to beep as farkin loud as the thing could which got be sprung big time.
but instead of a look of disgust, i get a smile.
ok cool she doesn't have a clue what just went down.. cool.
45 minutes later, gotta go back to work, get up start walking to the office, which I had to take the "Most direct route"
and I get a comment as i walk past her."See you next week gorgeous" and a wink...
A WINK! i thought the wink was dead.. turns out the wink just made a come back!
then it dawned on me.. i have 4 days next week, the weather better be good next week... and no bastard is going to take my tree!
Morgs, are you driving the mazdah again??? stop taking your wifes car.. next you're going to start shaving your legs and wearing lipgloss
ams: "Can't live with them, can't throw rocks at them."
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:13 PM
Cardio can eat a ****.
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So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump?
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:15 PM
then.. "BATTERY LOW, unable to start camera" MOTHER FCUCKER! AGHHHhh.
You had me until this line.
You story holds about as much water as a 90 year old woman.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:16 PM
LOL! Nice story Ty, I actually read your entire novel.
She sounds hot and like she is great in bed.
She sounds hot and like she is great in bed.
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:17 PM
Hahahahaaha, Josh you kill me.
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:18 PM
"See you next week gorgeous" and a wink...
Hahaha niiiiice! You definitely should've turned around and lay down next to her. Get chatting....
Morgs, are you driving the mazdah again??? stop taking your wifes car.. next you're going to start shaving your legs and wearing lipgloss
Haha nah that's one of the Focus'
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:18 PM
Was at uni today.
Female toilets were not working and their vollyball team had to get changed in the male toilets before their big game. Turns out lesbianism is BIG!
Damn phone wasn't charged though...
Female toilets were not working and their vollyball team had to get changed in the male toilets before their big game. Turns out lesbianism is BIG!
Damn phone wasn't charged though...
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:19 PM
TLDR
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:21 PM
TLDR
TRDLZR*
Female toilets were not working and their vollyball team had to get changed in the male toilets before their big game. Turns out lesbianism is BIG!
Whuuuut! So girl's locker rooms are just like movies?
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:23 PM
Better.TRDLZR*
Whuuuut! So girl's locker rooms are just like movies?
But like Ty, my phone wasn't charged
Yeooow, weekend time almost!
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:24 PM
5 mins until my weekend...
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