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Sorry Morgan, mine is cleaner, and it hasn't got a roll of carpet on the roof.

kthx.

[Morgan]

There's a blue one around for like 5k with 120k kms or something. Bargain!

[Morgan]

Sorry Morgan, mine is cleaner, and it hasn't got a roll of carpet on the roof.

kthx.

Life is better with a roll of carpet on your roof

[skillionaire]

Man I'm tired.

[B4TT]

Thanks for the photos, Lukosh! Got slammed at work so didn't reply to the last one.

Cheers.

NP, shitty iFail pics, I have a few more but I didn't bother sending those.

Got one of inside a GT3 but its a bit shitty quality (the pic) car was exceptional quality, had the alcantara covered steering wheel very nice

Didn't bother taking pics of the F355, was a nice car and all but OMG the cheap nasty interior! I was shocked at how crap the interior plastics are.. makes our Subaru's look like they are hand crafted by comparison.

I did snap a pic of the Carbon Ceramic breaks though on a newer F car (don't remember which model) those were nice.

[Shaz]

Morning all.

Cheers,
Shazza

[RX25SE]

Mornin Shaz.
Mornin all.



Mowing lawns and fixing cars today. Grr
(Gunnapuprivvetsumcarboardonmehstillpanalcuzitsbuzted)



Trailer welding yesterday and now the inside of my left elbow is sunbrnt from all the UV light. Hurts.

Right elbow is fine. Thanks for asking.


Could be worse. My wifes friend just rang and her husband has severed the end of his finger with the lawnmower.

[buzzda]

Morning all.

Some people amaze me, how you gonna chop your finger off with a lawn mower?... "aw I fink i'll jus stick my hand down there where those blades are spinning round".

[camoshop]

morning guys, man this sun burnt is killing me , haha the only place i dind put sun cream was my lats and knees so they are burnt to a crisp

[RX25SE]

Morning all.

Some people amaze me, how you gonna chop your finger off with a lawn mower?... "aw I fink i'll jus stick my hand down there where those blades are spinning round".

It's got me stumped too.

[camoshop]

haha reminds me of the movie the ringer..

[skillionaire]

Yes.

[ams]

Paid 1.50 for 95 yesterday in busselton.

[Alex]

Could be worse. My wifes friend just rang and her husband has severed the end of his finger with the lawnmower.

Morning Jase.

We reattached three fingers during the week after old mate lost them through a bandsaw.

Fun times.

And because it was a compo case, the Consultant Plastic Surgeon (doush) came in and performed the case.

I had a fun night last night.

Worked the evening shift. Was busy as all get out.
Since I was on call over night, I left work, got home, pulled into the garage, almost got out, and the phone rang "...you gotta come back in!"

crap.

so went back in, did a couple of procedures, and coming home, about a kilometre from home, I blew an intercooler hose off.

For those that have had the privilege of this experience.... know what I'm talking about.

For those that don't: IT SUCKS BALLS. BIG HAIRY ONES.

Can't drive faster than 5km/h.....and it used MASSES of petrol. like a sixth of a tank for 1km. FCUK.

Got it home, and decided to check all the clamps and intercooler silicone joiners (whilst still being on call....thankfully i wasn't called in again after the initial time!)

Fixed it all. Had to remove headlights to get to the ones at the front mount.... that's as fun as a fiery fist to the nuts. Finished working on the car at 3AM.

found a broken hose clamp.... replaced it with a spare (less than ideal... but meh!) Will need to visit my locals for decent hose clamps (<3 norma). May even go t-bolts this time?

Holy bejesus it goes now!

[Alex]

Morning all.

Some people amaze me, how you gonna chop your finger off with a lawn mower?... "aw I fink i'll jus stick my hand down there where those blades are spinning round".

Funny story with that one.

One day, a guy decides to trim his hedges with his lawnmower.

So he starts it, picks it up, and uses the bladed underside to trim his hedges.

Another guy drives past, and thinks "that's a great idea! I'll do that when I get home!!"

The einstein that came up with the idea then slipped, and chopped all five fingers off of his left hand. Come into hospital, we reattach them (remember... its a traumatic injury... not clean cuts... imagine....3 hours per finger...)

Then, low and behold.... Mr Thatsagreatidea presents to the emergency department. Yes. With five fingers missing from his left hand. Same surgery. Groundhog day? (another scintillating 15 hour case)

Then the best bit, as recollected by a plastic surgeon.

After their operations, they're sharing the same room, and one guy looks over to the other, and they exhange that both of them have just had five fingers reattached to their left respective hands.

"How did you do that mate?"

"Well... I was driving past this guy in Blacktown, who was mowing his hedges by hand with a lawnmower... so when I got home... I decided to have a go myself, slipped... and lost my fingers"

"Well... I was at home in Blacktown, mowing my hedges by hand with a lawnmower.... slipped... and lost my fingers".


True story.

[buzzda]

Funny story with that one.

One day, a guy decides to trim his hedges with his lawnmower.

So he starts it, picks it up, and uses the bladed underside to trim his hedges.

Another guy drives past, and thinks "that's a great idea! I'll do that when I get home!!"

The einstein that came up with the idea then slipped, and chopped all five fingers off of his left hand. Come into hospital, we reattach them (remember... its a traumatic injury... not clean cuts... imagine....3 hours per finger...)

Then, low and behold.... Mr Thatsagreatidea presents to the emergency department. Yes. With five fingers missing from his left hand. Same surgery. Groundhog day? (another scintillating 15 hour case)

Then the best bit, as recollected by a plastic surgeon.

After their operations, they're sharing the same room, and one guy looks over to the other, and they exhange that both of them have just had five fingers reattached to their left respective hands.

"How did you do that mate?"

"Well... I was driving past this guy in Blacktown, who was mowing his hedges by hand with a lawnmower... so when I got home... I decided to have a go myself, slipped... and lost my fingers"

"Well... I was at home in Blacktown, mowing my hedges by hand with a lawnmower.... slipped... and lost my fingers".


True story.

Damn that's some funny s h i t.
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