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#45881 B4TT

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:20 PM

Shaz, im coming to you this weekend to get a business loan, I want to set up a company for myself.

 


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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:23 PM

Shaz, im coming to you this weekend to get a business loan, I want to set up a company for myself.


You and your company can go get ******.

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:24 PM

A 6 star rating!!!!!!!! AWESOME!! THANKS MAN!! LOVE YOUR WORK!

 


#45884 Shaz

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:27 PM

Hahaha. God they frustrate me. I can understand why you would run a company at a loss, but for us bank employees it make our job SOOO much harder because we have to prove that the company is actually making money, when on paper, it's not.


FFFFFUUUUUUUU

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#45885 dflux4

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:35 PM

glad i dont work in a bank...... let me know if you want a job in macquarie or westpac though
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#45886 Shaz

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:36 PM

If you have any mangerial positions paying upwards of $100k, let me know.

Cheers,
Shazza
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:36 PM

A 6 star rating!!!!!!!!


This was very funny.

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#45888 Morgan

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:40 PM

I also lol'd.
Props to your humor.

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#45889 RX25SE

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:44 PM

A 6 star rating!!!!!!!! AWESOME!! THANKS MAN!! LOVE YOUR WORK!


LOLZ!!

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:44 PM

I also lol'd at this:


Driving along city road in S15. Guy pulls up at lights in Honda Accord.

Guy: Do you want to sell your car bro?
MOOG: No Thanks
Guy: Why not
MOOG: It's not for sale.
Guy: Why Not?
MOOG: Can I buy your pants?
Guy: <confused> Huh? What? No.
MOOG: Why not?


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#45891 Dylan

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 01:59 PM

MCM Moog ?

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:01 PM

yeah Dylan, MCM Moog, it was posted up on waltsbook earlier, many lols were had.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:04 PM

Hahahaha

#45894 B4TT

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:07 PM

LOL Stalkbook becomes Waltsbook... one and the same! So the song Waltzing Matilda is Stalking Matilda.. reckon she's hot?

 


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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:19 PM

I'm sure there are a few position in that area providing you have the correct experience for the job.
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#45896 B4TT

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:21 PM

I have no training or experience in anything. Can I be CEO?

 


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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:27 PM

I dont know, can you ??

Where in the Inner west B4TT??
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#45898 B4TT

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:40 PM

Summer Hill.

So Nik.. you make get a slight laugh out of this.. My cousin James just went to the chemist to get a prescription....... the name they put on the bottle was Luke.. so having our names confused for Luke must run in the family!

 


#45899 Shaz

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 02:59 PM

I'm sure there are a few position in that area providing you have the correct experience for the job.


I have the experience.

Cheers,
Shazza
 


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Posted 13 April 2011 - 03:13 PM

Sweet have a look at the site, if any roles are relavant let me know.

http://www.financial...=3148#StartPage
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