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#46361 DukeNik'em

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 11:57 AM

I do alot of things my friend.

Cheers,
Shazza

Pills?



Blow?


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So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump? :P




#46362 Shaz

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:00 PM

Pills?



Blow?


Only on weekends...

Cheers,
Shazza
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#46363 Alex

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:01 PM

About 2 days sail from any land, grease trap decides to overflow, the cook had been pouring pretty much whatever he wanted down the drain....Nick was on watch. So guess who got to jump down into the compartment and clean it up and drain it by hand? Yay Nick! After 10 minutes I was seriously dry reaching, needed a gas mask to finish the job.

FCUK GREASETRAPS!!

Imagine everything you post, goes into a greasetrap.

And you had to read/smell it.

You have now put yourself into my shoes.

#46364 B4TT

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:11 PM

I imagine that certain parts of the human insides do not smell pretty Alex.

Oscar the pirate.... Hai!


Shaz - do you also pump septic tanks? you pretty much do everything else! LOL

 


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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:15 PM

Shaz - colonic lavage?

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:16 PM

Shaz - do you also pump septic tanks? you pretty much do everything else! LOL


Nah, but i got a mate that does. Let me know if you need a hook up.

Cheers,
Shazza

Shaz - colonic lavage?


Not me personally, but i know a good Hydrotherapist.

Cheers,
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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#46367 Alex

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:19 PM

Good.

Oscar (or Valerie, or whatever her name is today) sounds like he/she/shim could do with it.


But, please use sulphuric acid instead of soapy water.

Thanks

#46368 B4TT

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:21 PM

Shaz - colonic lavage?

Is this in anyway like an Enema?

 


#46369 Alex

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:22 PM

Shaz - colonic lavage?

Is this in anyway like an Enema?

Yes.

Just with several litres of fluid, instead of a couple hundred millilitres.

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:27 PM

About 2 days sail from any land, grease trap decides to overflow, the cook had been pouring pretty much whatever he wanted down the drain....Nick was on watch. So guess who got to jump down into the compartment and clean it up and drain it by hand? Yay Nick! After 10 minutes I was seriously dry reaching, needed a gas mask to finish the job.

FCUK GREASETRAPS!!


Was it 12 months of build up? Imagine that. Evil.

#46371 B4TT

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:29 PM

I think for what Alex just informed us you would be ridding your body of several years of build up LOL!

That sounds shocking Alex LOL..... Don't put me down for one.

 


#46372 Shaz

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:31 PM

That sounds *** as Alex LOL..... Put me down for one.


Heavy.

Cheers,
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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#46373 B4TT

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:35 PM

Heavy - but nothing in comparison to my boyfriends balls, I still have a bruised chin and dislocated jaw.

Cheers,
Shazza

:S

 


#46374 Shaz

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:40 PM

Hahahahahahaha. Awesome comeback.

I will pay that. But not in cash, or sexual favours.

Choose your currency.

Cheers,
Shazza
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#46375 B4TT

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:48 PM

Hahahahahahaha. Awesome comeback.

I will pay that. But not in cash, or sexual favours.

Choose your currency.

Cheers,
Shazza

LOL.. pay me in official currency... beer.. :P

 


#46376 Shaz

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:51 PM

LOL.. pay me in official currency... beer.. :P


How many cases of VB would you like then...

Cheers,
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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#46377 skillionaire

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:52 PM

He said BEER.

#46378 B4TT

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:53 PM

Ummm.... ohh you know? none! :D thanks bro! appreciate that.

 


#46379 Richo

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:54 PM

I LIKE BEER

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#46380 B4TT

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:55 PM

I LIKE BEER


I LIKE BEER


I LIKE BEER


I LIKE BEER


I LIKE BEER


I LIKE BEER


 





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