This topic is lockedA vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water. The barman says "I thought u only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea
Rough man. Too early in the morning for that. Lol.
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Shazza
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:21 AM
Rough man. Too early in the morning for that. Lol.
Cheers,
Shazza
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:45 AM
Hahaha. Nicely played.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:49 AM
I suppose you think it is too early in the morning for beer too hey!?Rough man. Too early in the morning for that. Lol.
Cheers,
Shazza
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:49 AM
Morning.
Been married for 5 months today!
Been married for 5 months today!
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:50 AM
Sweet.
Let us know when it is five years
Let us know when it is five years
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:53 AM
You don't celebrate five months, do you?
You should celebrate every day!
You should celebrate every day!
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:55 AM
everyone....
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:59 AM
Morning scratcher.
AlexNSW; still never received that MMS?
AlexNSW; still never received that MMS?
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:01 AM
Morning Nik.
This was teh MMS: (sorry for not returning your carll)
update your technology you bum!
This was teh MMS: (sorry for not returning your carll)
update your technology you bum!
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:02 AM
You don't celebrate five months, do you?
Lol no. I emailed her.
Might buy her flowers at 6 months.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:03 AM
I see.
Weird, it was only 256kb. First time something hasn't worked MMS for me. Must be at my end though, it's still trying to download it this morning.
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Weird, it was only 256kb. First time something hasn't worked MMS for me. Must be at my end though, it's still trying to download it this morning.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:06 AM
you rockin' Telstra? Or are you with one of them failure networks?
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:13 AM
I suppose you think it is too early in the morning for beer too hey!?
Are you kidding? Its NEVER to early for beers.
Cheers,
Shazza
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:37 AM
A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water. The barman says "I thought u only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea
Lollypop.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 10:43 AM
The meet looks good, Alex.
I love Mechanical Stig's SVX. I want one.
What's crackin' today lads?
I love Mechanical Stig's SVX. I want one.
What's crackin' today lads?
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 11:01 AM
Harro Walts.
Any one else have like 14 years worth of work lined up for them to do in the next few weeks?
sigh.
Any one else have like 14 years worth of work lined up for them to do in the next few weeks?
sigh.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 11:17 AM
Any one else have like 14 years worth of work lined up for them to do in the next few weeks?
Not really mate. Still have another 7 days off.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 11:19 AM
Any one else have like 14 years worth of work lined up for them to do in the next few weeks?
I've got about that much lined up before easter break :/
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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