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[skillionaire]

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

[ams]

Certainly some insightful gem's out of you tonight Nik. If(/when) I go single, i'll be doing it properly. No dirty old turbo's.

[skillionaire]

You might be surprised what you can find on the side of the road these days.

[ams]

No kidding. I drove past richo's house the other day and saw a wombat on the side of the road. On closer inspection, a cat had been caught up in the off-cuts of his beard. He looked like a tiny cat-santa, but was indeed, not very jolly.

[Richo]

Thats dirty old hoes

[skillionaire]

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

[skillionaire]

I'm bored. Entertain me.

[ams]

No, really? You're bored? I could hardly tell. What's good to mix that Lemonciello with (something i might already have in the fridge) (ps, i dont have much in the fridge)

[skillionaire]

Lemonade, soda water, mineral water, tonic, beer... ...a glass?

[ams]

I wonder how grape-flavoured jelly and Coop's Sparkling will taste. Will report back in 5.

[Richo]

I was thinking put the 'cello down for another day and grab a beer, but alas Nik has beaten me to the suggestion Well done Nik! yay Nik! *dances for Nik* -\< -|< -/< -|< -\<

[skillionaire]

Hahaha, thanks Richo. I enjoy the enthusiasm.














































































































































Stop dancing though.

[ams]

I danced once. Should have seen me go. Nik - any interesting story's about when you went dancing?

[ams]

Oh, I went to the Cott today for a mates engagement party (thanks for turning up richo). Saw THESTIG (new bleck R35GTR) drive past a few times. Gawd damn that's a nice car.

[skillionaire]

It will kill you. Dancing is often thought of as a social pastime. It is not. It is the equivalent of a male moose fight. You are clashing heads. It is the battle of the fittest. The best moves win. I had all the best moves. Draping myself like a tall bay window in 'kind of hot women', I attacked the dance floor. With gusto. All was well, the music was a thumping hiphop pace. I was on fire. The only problem was, at 'Bar Open' I was the only male willing to run game. This upset the other blokes who brought two left feet to the party. From here on in, the tale is one of piracy and sabotage. A cleverly rolled Corona bottle found my foot during one of my trademark super moves - breaking my leg in two places. The two women I was dancing with thought I was joking, alas, I was not. I really had broken my leg in two places and spent nearly a month in hospital. I got the girls numbers. I rang them later. Sex was had. The end.

[B4TT]

I am bored snake Nik, your right we did learn to blow into the cartridge to get the thing working. All new kids are gay.

[Richo]

Oh, I went to the Cott today for a mates engagement party (thanks for turning up richo).

HUH ?

[skillionaire]

Look at this massive snake... Richo, you weren't invited. Alex is being a cockhead. E-punch him. Come on. Someone do something.

[ams]

I hate catching the bus/train/ferry/public transport. They don't make kids like they used to. Awesome story Nik. I'm watching Terminator 3. I dont like it. Number 2 was better.

[Richo]

A cleverly rolled Corona bottle found my foot during one of my trademark super moves - breaking my leg in two places.

So not only is it shit beer, its bad for you too!!

ha, forgot about the broken leg. I remember you came to a cruise hoping around like a gimp that got loose. First time I saw you with short hair too haahahha

I got the girls numbers. I rang them later.








Sex was had.

"And that I like to call a jackpot"