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#11721 buzzda

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 02:24 PM

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Ode to a Spell Checker
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.

And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That's why eye brake in two averse
Caws Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

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#11722 Morgan

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 02:35 PM

Ode to a Spell Checker


Very clever!!
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#11723 JAZZIE

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:02 PM

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Tiger woods Run!!!!!!!!!!

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#11724 robt

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:15 PM

Well I took my girlfriend for a nice drive to a lookout in the foz. Popped the question. She agreed. Then drove the fozzie like I stole it with much encouragement from her. Engaged. OMG wedding plans??? I have a car lined up for her already. TT H6 outback. Win!

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#11725 Richo

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:19 PM

congrats man!

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:21 PM

Cheers Richman. Dave is on his way. Hang on I hear skids. He will not drink to help celebrate.

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#11727 buzzda

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:25 PM

Well I took my girlfriend for a nice drive to a lookout in the foz. Popped the question. She agreed. Then drove the fozzie like I stole it with much encouragement from her. Engaged. OMG wedding plans??? I have a car lined up for her already. TT H6 outback. Win!



Nice going. Congrats! :drinks:

#11728 ams

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:54 PM

Nice going man! Congrats!... Settlement is tomorrow. Money should be mine COB tomorrow. I fucking HATE banks.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


#11729 RX25SE

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 05:13 PM

Well I took my girlfriend for a nice drive to a lookout in the foz. Popped the question. She agreed. Then drove the fozzie like I stole it with much encouragement from her. Engaged. OMG wedding plans??? I have a car lined up for her already. TT H6 outback. Win!

Congrats to you and the missus!
Well done. :drinks:

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 05:44 PM

CONGRATULATIONS MATE!

#11731 SUBARU

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 05:52 PM

CONGRATS!!! So many happy yum cha good times going on around here lately... New homes, new cars, popping questions...

#11732 SUBARU

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 05:56 PM

Righto, I'm off to cook a big fuckin rib eye and have some wine... Joy.

#11733 Cam.

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 06:01 PM

Congrats mate!

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 06:24 PM

congrat mate! Good luck with the wedding and whatnot :) TT H6 outback? Tell me more :P

#11735 Morgan

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 06:24 PM

Congrats mate that is great news!! Do you have any idea when the wedding will be?

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 06:31 PM

Feck me My missus better not read this! she will be on my back about marriage again :P Congrats though mate... Suby Cruise to Robt's wedding :P actually this is good news! only about a year more and then you will have to have a garage clear out and then its stock up time for me :D lol
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Posted 15 December 2009 - 06:39 PM

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


#11738 Evil_VZ-T

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 07:42 PM

can someone PM me Kosti's Number??
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Posted 15 December 2009 - 08:02 PM

Awesome news Rob!! Congratulations. :drinks:

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 08:46 PM

congrats Rob!!!!! :drinks:

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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