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[skillionaire]

[Richo]

are you drinking that ?

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Trust the Australian Government to employ a woman as Prime Minister when there's a spill to cleanup.

[skillionaire]

Sorry Richo, no. I was wondering if you'd seen/heard of it? Apparently quite the brewha.

[Richo]

can't say I have seen it (or noticed it.. ) or is it yours

[skillionaire]

I don't know if I'd be going for such a cutesy label...

[Richo]

*cough*flaming pale*cough*

[B4TT]

Trust the Australian Government to employ a woman as Prime Minister when there's a spill to cleanup.

LOL Rudd got out at the right time!

[skillionaire]

Rudd's face in question time was crazy. Those beedy (Sp?) little eyes were glaring around the room. The only people that gave him any support was the opposition.

[skillionaire]

Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant. In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment) 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way. >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium. >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water. >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth. This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.

[Richo]

I don't like normal coke. Diet coke ftw

[ams]

Diet coke ftw

It'd rather drink EB or a coolaid.

[Evil_VZ-T]

Just then, I was just on my way dropping the missus home minding my own buisness, Pulled onto a main road, And start driving, all of a sudden there this Maroon FG Falcon Sedan comes hurtaling up behind me, High beams ablaze, on the horn being a total dick, I keep driving the 60kph speed limit and he passes me, abusing the shit out of me, On the horn, swearing etc etc.. And he speeds off. What the hell have i done, I just got myself some maccas and a Can of V, Around the next corner there he is almost at a stop in the middle of the road, so i swerve around him, He decided to keep high beaming me for the next 3 km's and driving next to me in the other lane, going bonkers and swerving to hit me. I keep my ground and continue doing about 70kph to try and get away, I Thought about calling the police, But what can they do, He is either going to run my off the road in the next few minutes or just get bored and go away... So i keep going down this windy road on the out skirts of the suburbs..hoping he will go away, But nope, He is still there trying to overtake and be a complete fuckwit. By this time i had the shits, Its 12:00 at night and im tired as all buggery and i want to go home to bed, as im going to Rally taree tomorrow, So i indicate to turn down a road i know well which has a few nice long straights, He also indicates and takes the corner radically. Fuck Him, i punch it 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th.. Bye bye Piece of shit falcon. Did a few tricky back streets into the suburbs, and finally dropped of the missus and then came back home. I had no idea what this guy was on, but he almost killed us, I tried to get his rego, but he was next to me most of the time in the opposite lane!!! He had his missus in the car aswell, So im not sure if he was trying to be a hero or she has some weird fetish that involves dangerous driving.. Fucking Idiot

[B4TT]

What a fuckdouche

[ams]

That's crazy. I've had a guy do that to me except he stopped parked across two lanes and got out of the car walking towards me. I had to drive up the curb to get around his car. Crazy dudes out there eh.

[robt]

Funny as a similar thing happened to my missus two days ago. They followed her in a laser. I told her to use foz gt power. She had a coffee thrown at her car. She just let the wacked out p plater in.

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Fucking Idiot

That's shit mate! If it was in town, i would have driven straight to the cop station!

[B4TT]

Fuck em, Tyre lever to the eye socket will wake em up.

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Fuck em, Tyre lever to the eye socket will wake em up.

That's a tad harsh. Last night i bought a huge breaker bar, looked like a decent weapon in the back of the car.

[Morgan]

Far out Lance what a tool!
Def should've called the police or something. Bring that mother licker down!
Bet they were surprised when you took off like that though!

Similar thing happened to me earlier this week too. I merged in front of this EB Falcon wagon and saw them flip a bird or two from behind me (I was in a BF wagon). Figured they were pissed at me for doing nothing.

Fair enough.

Drove a few kms until the next set of lights and they pulled up next to me with their window down so i wound mine down and asked whats cracking. They went off their heads at me! Called me a predictable wanker, a dickhead, shouldnt be driving, etc.

I did absolutely nothing wrong - maybe had to get to 65-70 in a 60 zone because they sped up so i barely made it infront of them??!!!!!

They were the kind of people that make me proud to be an Aussie. Run down EB, about 35 YO but looked about 70, probably still on the way home from woodstock.

I laughed my head off, told them i liked their haircuts and drove off.

Their are way too many people like this. Wow, they lost one spot in traffic. Must be tragic for them...

Anyway, thank God its Friday