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[ams]

Walterrub should be a name for something.

[Delete This Account]

Walterrub should be a name for something.

That's my nickname for my penis.

[RX25SE]

Doctor: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have Walterrub"

Patient: "WTF is Walterrub?"

Doctor: "It's a horrible debilitating disease, there is no known cure""

Patient: "What will happen to me?"

Doctor: "You will spend the rest of your life stalking the internet and hiding in bushes"

[ams]

That's my nickname for my penis.

I thought that was Walternub..??

[Morgan]

Just read on facey that Getz owner was uninsured.

Makes me so angry when people think they can drive around without insurance.

At least 3rd party property should be manditory.The Getz was still probably worth something so full compo would've been a good idea.

[Alex]

Compulsory insurance covers compensation.

Here's to a speedy recovery Alex. Cars are easy to fix. Backs not so much.

[ams]

The other guy involved (the meat in our little car sandwich) was told by one of the tow truck drivers that she actually gloated to him that she had almost saved $7,000 by not having insurance over the last few years.

I'd imagine she's looking at at least $25-30k all up now Inc replacing her uninsured car.

[Alex]

That btich needs a punch to her ovaries, with my favourite rusty chainsaw that's been set alight.

Take your Subaru to a Rolls Royce panel beater, and clean out the btich.

[Morgan]

The other guy involved (the meat in our little car sandwich) was told by one of the tow truck drivers that she actually gloated to him that she had almost saved $7,000 by not having insurance over the last few years.

I'd imagine she's looking at at least $25-30k all up now Inc replacing her uninsured car.

Unbelievable.
So even after a $30k accident, she was boasting that she has $7k in the bank...

Alex (redsledman), I think I have a doused chainsaw somewhere in the shed to help you in this fiery mission

[DukeNik'em]

The way insurance works for this accident is Jetta Insurance pays Lexi, Jetta Ins sues Getz owner for the money they give Lexi, Getz CTP pays compo to Lexi and Jetta Owner, Jetta Ins pays out on Jetta Owner. Just in case you guys are wondering.

Getz owner is farked. B17CH be working overtime for the rest of her ugly face life to pay for this prang.

[ams]

I wanted an XT.

A tap on the bum won't get me an XT.

sad face.

[DukeNik'em]

I wanted an XT.

A tap on the bum won't get me an XT.

sad face.

You should be the homeless dude in the city.

'Need tap on bum, for XT. Vietnam Vet'

[ams]

You should be the homeless dude in the city.

You've got a house, don't talk yourself down chump.

Have you seen my baseball?

[DukeNik'em]

You've got a house, don't talk yourself down chump.

Have you seen my baseball?

Is that what you ask the high school girls when you go trawling at 3:10?

'Vente? What sort of Nazi speak is that.'

[ams]

Venti' means 20. 20 ounces. Venti. 20.

Congratulations, your officially stupid in 3 languages.

[DukeNik'em]

Venti' means 20. 20 ounces. Venti. 20.

Congratulations, your officially stupid in 3 languages.

Haha role models.

[ams]

Wut no?

I just made that up.

Did someone steal my quote?

Bastards.

Guess what I did last night?

Smell my fingers.

[DukeNik'em]

Wut no?

I just made that up.

Did someone steal my quote?

Bastards.

Guess what I did last night?

Smell my fingers.

Ha...

Once you go black, you want your dignity back.

[ams]

I went black once. She was a very nice girl.

The rumors are untrue.

[DukeNik'em]

I went black once. She was a very nice girl.

The rumors are untrue.

I've gone yellow. That's as far as my little soldier will venture. 4 STDs and 2 schmaschmortions before 20 makes you cautious of trying new things.... WTF is a condom?