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[Morgan]

Good kebab is good, cuz.

I got pie today. Will probably get a 10min lunch break.

Gay payroll is gay

[Richo]

falafel w/ everything. garlic + hot chilli

[Adam]

I just go basic,

Beef lettuce tomato onion and tomato sauce. Depending on my mood I'll venture to cheese.

[B4TT]

Post your favorite Kebab combo.

Mines;

Chicken Kebab, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Cheese, Chilli sauce and Chilli Flakes.

Epic bi-rosie. Makes for a hectic morgan the next day though.

You seem to like all the foodz I like, we should get romantic and marry.

[Shaz]

I implore you to tryout my combo next time.

Favourite Pide?

Off the kebab-stick chicken, pineapple, mushroom, cheese, chilli sauce and chilli flakes.

Can throw in some kebab-stick beef if you're feeling particularly venturous

[Adam]

That looks awesomely tasty!

[Shaz]

On the NB, Narraweena Kebab Shop is the best.

I've not been to anywhere better.

Ask for Sam. Tell him Shannon sent you. You won't be disappoint.

[Shaz]

Hahaha, one of my mates just emailed me a hell funny pic of him smashing a joint about the size of my hand in Amsterdam.

[ams]

Ham sized joint.

I had a smoked ham once.

[Richo]

My favourite pied is one an old Lebanese neighbour would make. she would always send the left overs to us (for me ehhee)

All I remember is, mince, mint, onion and pine nuts. Some spices that im not sure about, had a slight acid/vinegar taste too. was epic nom

[B4TT]

skillionairerules I am bored.

Sister just got her first scam email from her add on carsales LOL... I did my retarded reply

"Hi Pat,

Thank you for your interest in this car.

Firstly, congratulations on giving birth to a wife! Perth is a lovely name to give your wife. I want to make sure a WRX is the type of car you wish to offer your wife as a means of transport given that she is a newborn, the awesome power of the WRX is known to blow the minds of the young which would not be very good considering the 9 months you spent nurturing her in your womb. Please consider this before unleashing the fury and wrath of that which we refer to as the WRX.

I am interested to hear more about your sailing expiditions as I too am a sailor of sorts, most may refer to me as a pirate given that I have a wooden peg leg, and eye patch and my trusty first mate the parot!
I do seem to be going through parrots at a rapid rate lately, the pirate parot shop that supplies them to me suggests that I should feed them... what are your thoughts on feeding pirate parots?

Due to the nature of my work I do not have access to paypal, those pesky navy men are always trying to board my ship which means that I am always on the run and very rarely able to get back to shore to buy another bottle of internet fluid, paypal as you know is very thirsty (not as thirsty as those starving kids in central Africa... but still pretty thirsty).

Do you have another prefered method of payment? If you wire $13,000 directly into my bank account I can arrange for one of my onshore allies to drive the car to whatever location best suits you, I did forget to mention in the add that this car is amphibious and capable of intercontinental sea travel. You can understand how I could overlook this as this option would be classed as a selling point rather than a value add option.

Please consider my offer and notify me of your intentions

Walts"

[Shaz]

Hahahahahahaha.

That is gold

[Sam]

Hahaha I've had a couple of scam emails from guys on oil rigs and navy boats.
Maybe it was sailornik?

[CodeBurn3r]

The awkward moment when the Ex bumps into the GF for the first time at the train station... DO NOT LIKE!

[Shaz]

The awkward moment when the Ex bumps into the GF for the first time at the train station... DO NOT LIKE!

There is an opportunity for success if you play your cards right.

So long as both are hot.

[DukeNik'em]

Wtf josh? Ur a pirate? Imma find you...epic lolz tho. Ill find an article tonight where a guy does stuff like that to all these scammers.

Shaz now has a 20psi...




Soccer mum taxi.



Ty- the awkward moment when you're at a train station.

Sam; yeah it sucks, ppl don't trust me when I go to sell/buy a car.

[Richo]

The awkward moment when the Ex bumps into the GF for the first time at the train station... DO NOT LIKE!

was there stabbing ?

[B4TT]

Wtf josh? Ur a pirate? Imma find you...epic lolz tho. Ill find an article tonight where a guy does stuff like that to all these scammers.

Pretty much This is part of my crew (probably doesn't need a spoiler but I will anyway)

Spoiler

[Adam]

Red dress chick is hot! Need more bewbs though! And I struggled to contain myself in the office reading that reply to the scammer

I found out today my c card got hi jacked when I was in nz and charged 4k they captured it and froze the account though. Wierd considering I didn't even take the card out of my wallet, apart from at the sydney air port!

[B4TT]

Yeah man she is nice, I would happily take any of them.. the brunettes are the nicest I think

What's all doing?