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Started by Richo, Nov 01 2011 02:15 AM
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#4541 B4TT

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:04 PM

****. Not what you want or would expect to hear! Heavy.

 

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:04 PM

wow.

where at?

pedestrian vs motor vehicle?

emergency services at the scene?

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:05 PM

Any idea who was at fault?

 

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:05 PM

Holy shit.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:07 PM

Would not know how to handle that call!

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:15 PM

What the **** do you say to her Morgs?

Even if it wasn't her fault she would still feel guilty.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:21 PM

MORGAN, Y U NO GIVE MORE INFORMATION
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:24 PM

My Uncle hit and killed some dude just outside of Dubbo. He was driving a truck, and the cops were on the side of the road looking for this dude... about 2:00am, the cops had their lights on, and my Uncle's just cruising along doing 100km/h. The soon-to-be-dead guy had escaped from somewhere, or was wanted for assault or some shit.

So, as my Uncle drives past the cop car, he's having a good ol' rubber neck to see what was going on... then BAM! Dude was walking along the side of the road about 100 metres up. He went to court... no conviction. Have a nice day, sir. He doesn't feel guilt... because his heart is made from carbon fibre (like the bones of those alien things in Avatar).

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:24 PM

Freaking heavy for a Monday afternoon.

Fortunately I didn't take the call and our manager was standing right next to the lady who did.

Manager drove straight to the scene but was turned away by authorities (fair enough). Now meeting our staff member at Wyong Hosp where she is being tested for drugs and alcohol.

Happened cnr of Lakeview Ave and Wallarah Rd Kanwal.

Don't really know what's going to happen. According to her roster, she finished her BCS work at around 1pm. We know she does a volunteer bus run in the afternoons and we think it might have been at the end of her route.

Bus + pedestrian = megga SSSHHHIIIIITTTTTT

Can't confirm it was a bus though...

Apparently the deceased was an elderly person and the incident happened about 15m from a pedestrian crossing.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:28 PM

Oh, I thought a chick that works with you did this. So it's one of your "clients" who did it?

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:30 PM

We have field workers who are out in the community every day helping old people.

It was one of them.

So she's a colleague but I only see her once or twice a fortnight

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:32 PM

Wait, so the one that died is a colleague or the bus driver?

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:33 PM

Driver. Killer.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:34 PM

We have field workers who are out in the community every day helping old people.

It was one of them.

So she's a colleague but I only see her once or twice a fortnight


What's your occupation?

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:34 PM

Why was she driving a bus?

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:34 PM

The deceased could be a client I suppose but it's a very slim chance. Police would not give any details to my boss who drove up

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:34 PM


What's your occupation?

Receptionist. :D

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:35 PM


What's your occupation?


Receptionist Extraordinaire.

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:38 PM

Josh, I work for baptist community services and im in admin.


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Posted 21 November 2011 - 03:39 PM


Receptionist Extraordinaire.

edit* NBW


On the coast? What industry? Old people smell funny... I should know, I've got a couple of them.

I'm glad you take pride in your job... it makes Jesus smile and just saved a talking goat from being murdered (they backchat, ya see).

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