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#4641 B4TT

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 11:06 PM

LOL I wish I had seen his post!

 


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Posted 21 November 2011 - 11:23 PM


It's a bit hard to read.

Does it say 'Merry Fistmas'?


Fistmas is a time for giving. A time for sharing.

Giving wristies, and sharing STi's (not the good kind).

I should know, it's now on the calendar in Mississippi as a public holiday. That's where I commenced my career, picking cotton and sexing 'gators. It was coming in to picking season, late March of '73. The county Sheriff had been at me over getting my 54 Lincoln off the lawn because it was the making the neighbourhood look bad. Miss Shirley, the plantation owner and heir to the Klondike family throne, had been real good to me. She said if I kept up my hard workin' attitude I'd be supervising the others in no time. Jesus was in our blood, our hearts and our voices.

Church was always good. The Reverend Shaemus O'Flaherty used to take me into the confessional booths with him and make me say 10 Hail Mary's whilst on my knees. They were the good days...

Sidetracked? Yes, Merry Fistmas to all and to all who are tight... xoxo

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 11:56 PM

You watch too much Dirty Jobs.

That or some farked up version of Beverly Hillbillies where the priests touch your holy spot while you play with your oil well.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 22 November 2011 - 05:00 AM

Morning gents.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 05:34 AM

Yo Shaz!

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 06:24 AM

Ministry Of Sound annual 2012 acquired.

That should make the bank a bit more lively when I blast it through our stereo.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 06:47 AM

Morning all.

Aidsfist, I don't know you, but I like you (nohomo).

Dad sold his old car (2000 au falcon wagon) in 1.5 hours. Getting picked up today. Notbadobama.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:06 AM


Fistmas is a time for giving. A time for sharing.

Giving wristies, and sharing STi's (not the good kind).

I should know, it's now on the calendar in Mississippi as a public holiday. That's where I commenced my career, picking cotton and sexing 'gators. It was coming in to picking season, late March of '73. The county Sheriff had been at me over getting my 54 Lincoln off the lawn because it was the making the neighbourhood look bad. Miss Shirley, the plantation owner and heir to the Klondike family throne, had been real good to me. She said if I kept up my hard workin' attitude I'd be supervising the others in no time. Jesus was in our blood, our hearts and our voices.

Church was always good. The Reverend Shaemus O'Flaherty used to take me into the confessional booths with him and make me say 10 Hail Mary's whilst on my knees. They were the good days...

Sidetracked? Yes, Merry Fistmas to all and to all who are tight... xoxo


Oh dear god, we have another Marv.













I see a pattern here. Back in 09 when Ozlib turned full retard all the good blokes from there came over here. The same thing is happening with Rslc. I assume you usually reside there, Aidsface? I like.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:07 AM

You watch too much Dirty Jobs.

That or some farked up version of Beverly Hillbillies where the priests touch your holy spot while you play with your oil well.


He lives in Kulnura and has sex with roadkill.
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:10 AM

Oh dear god, we have another Marv!













I see a pattern here. Back in 09 when Ozlib turned full retard all the good blokes from there came over here. The same thing is happening with Rslc. I assume you usual reside there, Aidsface? I like.


There can only be one highlander Marv and I am he, he is I, we be he, she be they, Kerry-Anne-Kennerly f*cked a goat.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:43 AM

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:43 AM

Hahahahahhahahaha. I can see him providing a lot of lulls :D good addition!

Fark I could own one of these, perhaps not exactly in this colour but fark do want
http://www.autoblog....#photo-4626064/

 


#4653 Morgan

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:47 AM

Morning all


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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:48 AM

That's a special edition colour called Solarbeam.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:49 AM

Morning all


MORGAN!!!


Adam and I are gonna get one of those fender plugs each, now I'm just looking for best price. They are like $2 from the US just gotta figure out shipping costs

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:49 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:50 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

http://www.ebay.com....=item43ab354c98


My old man traded his H6 in for 6k today.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:51 AM

MORGAN!!!


Adam and I are gonna get one of those fender plugs each, now I'm just looking for best price. They are like $2 from the US just gotta figure out shipping costs


Sweet. I'll take one for an SG Foz.
Let me know how much and where to shove it :)

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:52 AM

Motherf*cker.

Ah well, I don't have cash to do anything ATM. And I'm also considering reshelling into a sedan, rather than a wagon (as Le Missus desires a wagon for shopping trips)

(I see you lurking here, Josh. So I'll just head this joke off at the pass: by reshell I mean like a crab. I will leave the wagon behind and move into a sedan. HAHA CRAB)
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Posted 22 November 2011 - 07:56 AM

Adam and I are gonna get one of those fender plugs each


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