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[ams]

A Maori and his mates were standing at the bar sinking back a few Tui's when a drop dead gorgeous chick walked into the bar and everyone went silent. Size 0, legs forever, fantastic rack, mini skirt with a low cut top - every bloke in the bar was staring at her with mouths open.

She wandered over to the Maori and whispered in his ear. In 2 seconds flat he had thrown a left upper cut into her mid section and followed it up with a crunching straight right to her face and knocked her out cold. His mates looked at him in disbelief and asked "What did she say to you bro?"

He replied, "I'm not sure hey bro, something about a job..."

[B4TT]

Haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha Nice.

Though size 0..... pass


... ok I wouldn't pass but still not a fan.

[B4TT]

Fark, more cops have rocked up in the city

Up to 5000 uniformed police officers rallied outside NSW Parliament in Macquarie Street today

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I didn't know 1 city had that many cops.

That's more than Adelaide's population.

[Shaz]

Me: okay sir, we can open that account for you, just need a few details
Guy: No worries, what do you need
Me: Alright, well, lets start with your employer.
Guy: I'm the mayor of Pound Town
Me: ......

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Me: okay sir, we can open that account for you, just need a few details
Guy: No worries, what do you need
Me: Alright, well, lets start with your employer.
Guy: I'm the mayor of Pound Town
Me: ......

I don't get it.

What's Pound Town?

So his employer is who? The government?

[B4TT]

I didn't know 1 city had that many cops.

That's more than Adelaide's population.

LOL!

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http://www.urbandict...n&defid=6145009

I still don't get it.

[Shaz]

I'm guessing it was a sexual innuendo based on his own "performance rating"

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I'm guessing it was a sexual innuendo based on his own "performance rating"

So you gave that bloke a loan because he sounds like a top bloke.

[Morgan]

Macbook Air

Don't do it! MB Air is a pretty door stop.

Unless they've changed them recently (the might've - I'm slow) they don't even have a disk drive.

I don't mind MB's. Mrs has one. I absolutely love the aluminum case but not a fan of the OS. I probably could get used to it but I'd rather buy the Apple laptop and instal Win7 on it.

[Alex]

I reckon he's cracking onto you Shaz.

[Shaz]

So you gave that bloke a loan because he sounds like a top bloke.

Nope, just an account.

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Don't do it! MB Air is a pretty door stop.

Unless they've changed them recently (the might've - I'm slow) they don't even have a disk drive.

I don't mind MB's. Mrs has one. I absolutely love the aluminum case but not a fan of the OS. I probably could get used to it but I'd rather buy the Apple laptop and instal Win7 on it.

Who needs a disk drive? Hah. That shit is like a floppy disk now...
I might install windows on it. My netbook atm has pretty much shat itself.

I just want it as a pretty pornbook or lounge web surfer.

[ams]

[Alex]

Don't do it! MB Air is a pretty door stop.

Unless they've changed them recently (the might've - I'm slow) they don't even have a disk drive.

I don't mind MB's. Mrs has one. I absolutely love the aluminum case but not a fan of the OS. I probably could get used to it but I'd rather buy the Apple laptop and instal Win7 on it.

MB's are rad. So is Lion. Stable as. No errors. No crap.

So far, I've had to reinstall Windows7 onto mum's Toshiba laptop (she uses it for light browsing and email.) It's less than twelve months old.
My macbook? Zero reinstalls. Shit just works. Effortlessly. Intuitively.


I don't expect you to know much about intuition, Morgs. It's a mac thing.

[Shaz]

My iPhone and iPad have had less errors combined, then my one PC, so based on that alone, im going to vote Mac > PC.

[Marv]

Been at the pub.

4 pints of kilkenny and one schooner of cider in 1.5hrs. I'm an internet hard c*nt.

SUCK MY ****, MADALINE ALBRIGHT.

[ams]

What a tall horse.

[Morgan]

Lol. I know. My PC was dead on delivery. Had to reinstall everything. I just like how it works

I also love my iPhone