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[B4TT]

We bought it because its going broke.

[Shaz]

Yeah, that too.

[B4TT]

She's getting 3 wisdom teeth ripped out tomorrow.

I get her car if she dies.

I should ring her to find out where her keys are.

Hahahahahaha. make her list any passwords for her bank accounts etc too!

[Ren-dog]

She's getting 3 wisdom teeth ripped out tomorrow.

I get her car if she dies.

I should ring her to find out where her keys are.

I know someone who went into a coma when she got her wisdom teeth removed... and her sister died when she had hers removed.
Scary shit.

[ams]

I know someone who went into a coma when she got her wisdom teeth removed... and her sister died when she had hers removed.
Scary shit.

What sort of cars did they have?

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They were probably auto drivers...

[B4TT]

Or where they dating your sister?

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Renny the mad dog probably got in a bar fight with them and knocked their teeth out and then they died.

[ams]

Did they have kittens that had 6 toes on each foot?

They are lucky kittens feet. I have three of them I wear around my neck every day.

Renny the mad dog probably got in a bar fight with them and knocked their teeth out and then they died.

REN DOG = CHUCK NORRIS???

[B4TT]

I think Walts is on the money.... Ren - are you wanted for murder? is that why you live a minimalistic life in the ghetto?

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REN DOG = CHUCK NORRIS???

Rhuck Dorris.

[B4TT]

I don't have a pic of Ren Dog so I made do with what I had....

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[Adam]

Hahahaha!!!

[ams]

For sale, 1 computer.

No wonder it was so expensive for couriers.

[B4TT]

Hahahahahah ^^ Classic rite Thur!

[B4TT]

I wonder what type of space ship Jesus uses to get from Heaven to Earth and back..... It is not like he can just float there on his own because space gets cold and he wouldn't be able to breath when there is no oxygen......pretty sure the radiation up there can get pretty bad too... he doesn't want to get cancer........ he would need something fast for obvious reasons.... something cool looking..........

Morgan, do you have photos of Jesus' space ship seen as though you work for him? I am sure you have paid his fuel accounts before.....

[Adam]

Hahahaha wtf josh!?

AMS. Niseko has recorded 18m of snowfall this winter!

[B4TT]

Another one...Once jesus pics us up in his space ship (once we die)...... what age are we to look at? say there was a husband and wife couple who were eaten by AMS... the wife thinks she was most attractive as some mid 40's semi dyked up looking troll, but the husband thinks she looks best when she was 19 and feminine and sexy..... who wins that? the Husband would either be living through hell having to tap that for all eternity or the wife doesn't get her way which makes he moody as shit and the husband loses out again.....

[Morgan]

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda ..." The Apostles were in one Accord."