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Why did you buy a pink car?

[Morgan]

Negative!

Might DL it.

Same.

I only saw the first one a few months ago.

DID NOT REALISE THERE WAS SO MUCH NUDITY/AWESOMENESS IN THOSE MOVIES!!

Some hot babe pleasuring herself to a porn mag on a webcam in some dudes house.

Hahahahahahaha

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Just wait until you see American Pie Reunion!

SO MUCH DAT ASS, DAT VAGINA AND DAT BOOBS.

[Morgan]

Kthx.

Definitely downloading

[Brett]

Yes walts it's a barina. Nik reckons it looks like a tomato. So I joked and called it De Tomato. If I have to explain further I'll e-punch you in the face.

Why did you buy a pink car?

I've been spending too much time with Nik.

[Adam]

That's awesome Brett! Makes me think the paint on Rach's car might be saveable!

[Morgan]

Ah the good ol' Beep Beep Barina!

My first car -

[B4TT]

Cool work Brettly... Did you cut it back first or did you just polish it or what? I have to do a bit of paint resto on the 4ac corolla for the housemate, it is going a bit powdery looking so a bit of good advice to get it looking good would be mucho appreciato. I can seem to get it looking ok, but never that good and it doesn't seem to last

[Adam]

Cool work Brettly... Did you cut it back first or did you just polish it or what? I have to do a bit of paint resto on the 4ac corolla for the housemate, it is going a bit powdery looking so a bit of good advice to get it looking good would be mucho appreciato. I can seem to get it looking ok, but never that good and it doesn't seem to last

I WOULD BENEFIT FROM THIS!

[B4TT]

Computer fags out, call IT support to find you have not been put through to Mumbai..

Hello, welcome to "Richos IT support, how can I help you?"

My computer is fagging out!!!

"Oh.... *Squirt squirt squirt"

What is that noise?

"I am currently milking a cow.... and squirting it's milk onto my vagina"



AMS style story WITH a pic!

[Adam]

WTF

[Ren-dog]

Start a thread.

Accidentally put E10 in the car... The servo's in townsville have half the pumps as E10 and i didn't notice this until to late... To used to Charters where you have premium, unleaded and diesel.

Car hates for it now :S
Gonna have to put some premium in there or something.

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Start a thread.

Accidentally put E10 in the car... The servo's in townsville have half the pumps as E10 and i didn't notice this until to late... To used to Charters where you have premium, unleaded and diesel.

Car hates for it now :S
Gonna have to put some premium in there or something.

Drain tank on ground underneath the car.

Light a fire.

Run.

Fixed.

[Adam]

Car is ruined. Throw it out.

[Morgan]

I can't believe servo's are allowed to sell E10.

All the Shell's around here are getting completely revamped and now E10 is at every pump and completely replaced the 91.

It's now

E10 - Yellow
95 - Blue
98 - Premium

Plus diesel and gas seem to be sold at every bowser now
Diesel - Black
Gas - White

[B4TT]

Pour molten gold into the fuel filler.

91 is being phased out in NSW.

[Adam]

Running e10 in the lancer. Probably evil. Find out in 5 years.

It's too hard to find standard now.

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I fill the B4 up with diesel.

Much more economical now. 1000 k's per tank.

[B4TT]

I have never used 91 in any car I have ever had.

From the time I got my license Dad told me not to use it and to use 95. (except the B4 that uses 98)

I fill the B4 up with diesel.

Much more economical now. 1000 k's per tank.

Did it lower peak power in the rev range while keeping it at trillions of Kw?

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Did it lower peak power in the rev range while keeping it at trillions of Kw?

Lowered it to about 3000kw's at the wheels.

Still goes warp speed. Just with more black smoke.