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[Jordan]

Just put $30 of 98 in. Took the car for a quick burn to try and get rid of the E10, did a lot of swerving to try and mix it all up. Feels much better now.

Rendog. Your sister left her virginity at my house last night.

Haha I get it. He had sex with his sister and his dad got angry and broke his leg.

I never had friends lol.

I'd just walk off in a straight line. You would never catch me.

I'll just run in anti-clockwise circles so you can't catch me.

Rendog is Zoolander, can't turn left.

So many 'ing lols in GT today.

what the did i just read?

[Morgan]

I'm liking the look of this particular black 09 Zuki GS500F.

One of the bigger engined learner legal bikes. Something I can keep for a bit once I'm on my fulls so I don't waste more money on vehicles than I have to haha!




http://www.bikesales...124 752 1603 80

[Shaz]

Why are you buying a motorised pushbike for Morgzie?

[ADZY7]

Why are you buying a motorised pushbike for Morgzie?

So he can jump storm water drains.

Jokes morgan.

[B4TT]

Jordan, you just read GT, welcome.

[Adam]

I'd love a 2 wheeled rocket ship.

But I would die

[Shaz]

So he can jump storm water drains.

Jokes morgan.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Adam]

That would end like that postie that did a jump.

Anyone see that?

[B4TT]

GT must be 'ing famous... Really good looking chick, prob mid 20's was standing beside my seat just now, looking down at my phone for probably a good minute.. I can only assume that she noticed it was GT and tried to get an afternoon fix.

[Adam]

GT must be 'ing famous... Really good looking chick, prob mud 20's was standing beside my seat just now, looking down at my phone for probably a good minute.. I can only assume that she noticed it was GT and tried to get an afternoon fix.

Nice one yosh.


Did you stick it in her?

[Scott]

That would end like that postie that did a jump.

Anyone see that?

haha yep

if i was a postie i would do that, but without the crashing part

[B4TT]

That is a very appropriate question to ask 'Dam, see Ren? It is not ONLY me!

I did not unfortunately Adam....

[Jordan]

Supershit auto lives up to its name .

None of them have my exhaust clamps it the cleaner I need in stock and won't for "the next week or something"

Repco and autobarn didn't either.

Hopefully dad can get some.

[Adam]

Supershit auto lives up to its name .

None of them have my exhaust clamps it the cleaner I need in stock and won't for "the next week or something"

Repco and autobarn didn't either.

Hopefully dad can get some.

Makes as much sense as a post from the person in your avatar!

That is a very appropriate question to ask 'Dam, see Ren? It is not ONLY me!

I did not unfortunately Adam....

Disappoint.

Track her down.

haha yep

if i was a postie i would do that, but without the crashing part

Hahaha that's where he went wrong I think, when he crashed.

[Shaz]

Hahaha that's where he went wrong I think, when he crashed.

Thanks Captain Obvious.

[Adam]

You're welcome Shaz. I pointed it out, just for you!

[Brett]

hmm.. I only have a 6 pack at home ATM! and I am not working tonight.. the dilemma is what do I feel like? should I go get something a bit out there or just another 6 of LC pale?...

Track down some feral hop hog

[Richo]

Sneak pics of the De Tomato.

Bit of buffing. She should come up ok.

And this ladies and germs is why Brett is good...

Computer fags out, call IT support to find you have not been put through to Mumbai..

Hello, welcome to "Richos IT support, how can I help you?"

My computer is fagging out!!!

"Oh.... *Squirt squirt squirt"

What is that noise?

"I am currently milking a cow.... and squirting it's milk onto my vagina"



AMS style story WITH a pic!

Just another day at the office mate..

[Brett]

Can I just say. Polishing this turd is a piece of piss. This is not why I have a decent rep for polishing. The hard ones are making good condition paint jobs look brilliant.
This is simply cutting back dead oxidized paint.
But thank you all the same for the compliments.

@Josh and Adam - you need a rotary polisher when they get this bad. You'd never get the same result by hand. Then you need to learn how to use said polisher without completely 'ing the paint.
This has been, and will only be a single step cut,polish and glaze. I'm using CHem guys pro polish on an orange pad. Orange pads are hard, and are used for cutting. I don't care about swirls or scratches or holograms on this car. I just want it a similar colour all over and to be shiney.
I'd love to be able to tell you guys how to do it, but really it's something you have to physically see to understand.

[Morgan]

Haha yeah I can't let those storm water drains defeat me!

Revenge!!!!!!!!

Nah but seriously I'm keen to get on a bike. My old man rides and it'd be awesome to get up wary and go for a ride with him. Plus, it's cheaper to buy than a car, cheaper to insure, cheaper to register and cheaper to run

...and then I said to him, "suck me, beautiful!"