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[Morgan]

How do you know that!??

[Ren-dog]

Written by a literary genius i know.

If you're havin' car problems i feel bad for you son
I got a 99 'line so a shit car ain't one

[Verse One]
I don't drive an AU cause i'm not on the dole
I got an RB and it aint a patrol
forum critics see my car and comment "camber, dish and moarrrr lowwww"
Its my daily stupid, what kind of shit ideas are those,
you grew up drillin' holes for zipties bro
not because you needed em, you wanted 'em for show,
I'm like forum critics you can kiss my whole *******
If you don't like my car, you its better than whatever you rollin,
I got a jdm radio so it wont be stolen'
They don't play good music on nova anyway so i don't give a shit SO
bogans at the lights just see my cars black ass
they try to race 'lines to impress girls for ass, fuckers
I don't know what they take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that JayBee! has
I'm jdm as , not a bogan so I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a shit car ain't one
Hit me




[Chorus]
99 problems but a shit car aint one
If you're havin' car problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 'line so a shit ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
freeway doin' 104 and my rears are bald
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
double clutch put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young my Imports black and my ground clearance is real low?
are you attracted to p plates sir? iunnno
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin 104 in a hundred zone"
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you runnin' aftermarket intake I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit this engineers paper is legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my hood pins are locked so is the boot at the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the epa notice comes"
I got 99 problems but a shit car aint one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 problems but a shit car aint one
If you're havin' car problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 'line so a shit ain't one
Hit me

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A kid like myself had a sick commodore bro
wait it's not a commodore in the holden sense,with chevy badges?!?!?!
reppin' a chevy in his vn made no God Damn sense,cmon try and push me
I tried to ignore him and put up my window
bogan fuckheads just love to perform
You know one of these *****,nothin' but a cheap exhaust, am i right?
But couldn't beat a corolla off the lights,
not taking the bait coz I know whats gonna happen
And there I am trapped at the next set of lights again
dealing with this bogan revin' tryna sound mean
his Foots on the floor as the lights go green
500m up the road a fixed cameras snappin them
dumbass ***** gonna get a fine in the mail
Half-a-mil and 5 points because vic is fail
All because this fool had somethin' to prove
'cause deep down he knew his car was shit too,
But ain't no fine comin' for me 'cause I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems being a fuckhead ain't one.
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 problems but a shit car aint one
If you're havin' car problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 'line so a shit ain't one
Hit me

[Brett]

Seriously josh, just because you want to everything that moves doesnt mean everyone else has to.

This is not in any way factual.

[skillionaire]

I think he meant 'as two'.

Oh shit, better get home!

[ams]

This is not in any way factual.

I know right.

He's more than happy to stationary things.

[ams]

[ams]

What thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................../////

[ams]

Black dog attract white sand.

[Adam]

[/barkingdog]

[alarmsirenfornext12hrs]

[Brett]

I know right.

He's more than happy to stationary things.

He prefers it. They can't run away........ Or chase him when he steals their purse.

It's late over there isnt Adam? You really should get some sleep.

[ams]

[/barkingdog]

[alarmsirenfornext12hrs]

My dog doesn't bark.

Move to a real state.

[ams]

[Adam]

Whining Gf is keeping me up

I can handle the dog. This alarm is going to do my head in!

It's only 10pm Brett. HT.H





Now it's the dog and the alarm.

For sake

[ams]

Whining Gf is keeping me up

.....jelly erection?

[Adam]

Yeah, I tell her to deal with it. But she wont stop complaining!

[Brett]

10pm is late.

[Adam]

It is?

Alarm is still going....

Aparantly 10mins is as long as its legal to have an alarm go off.

[Brett]

It is when you get up at 5. Shit, if I was home right now, I'd be asleep on the couch.
How have you not learnt that telling your mrs to "stop complaining", is a sure fire way of making sure that she does.

[Adam]

Haha I'm not stupid!


Just read that they can be fined up to $600 because it's going to go for longer than 8 hours!

[Brett]

[/barkingdog]

[alarmsirenfornext12hrs]

Whining Gf is keeping me up

I can handle the dog. This alarm is going to do my head in!

It's only 10pm Brett. HT.H





Now it's the dog and the alarm.

For sake

Yeah, I tell her to deal with it. But she wont stop complaining!

It is?

Alarm is still going....

Aparantly 10mins is as long as its legal to have an alarm go off.

Hahahaha

Can anyone else see the common theme here?

Hahahaha