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Rendog heats his barn with a 44 gallon drum with stray dogs cut up and set on fire. He uses the dog hair as a mustache to get into night clubs so he can collect the vomit of drugged up females out of the toilet bowls so he has something to eat for dinner.
He offers to hold back their hair while they spew but secretly he is collecting the stomach contents for the freezer cos everyone knows you can't spew with your eyes open otherwise your eyeballs will pop out and he will steal them too.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 07:46 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 07:50 PM
You are in fine form! HAHAHA
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 07:51 PM
Nice one 'Dam. I have never tried tig welding hey.
I also have no heating, other than wood fires I don't really like heating..
Sssaaaaaaame!
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:02 PM
Here you go Adam and Josh. I wouldn't want you getting cold.
My toasty heater.
My toasty heater.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:03 PM
Feeling warmer already Jase!!
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:07 PM
Ha! It's going to be cold by the end of the week!!
According to this it's 7 right nao!
According to this it's 7 right nao!
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:14 PM
On wifi cos no signal.
Pullin' an Adam.
Pullin' an Adam.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:14 PM
Nice fire place Jase! very nice.
'Dam, how cold can it get in Bargo?
'Dam, how cold can it get in Bargo?
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:18 PM
My phone says 6deg
My weather thingy outside says 11.9deg
The interwebs says 12.0deg
The phone is forked.
My weather thingy outside says 11.9deg
The interwebs says 12.0deg
The phone is forked.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:18 PM
Wish it was cold here.
Adam post the forecast for Fremantle.
Adam post the forecast for Fremantle.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:20 PM
On wifi cos no signal.
Pullin' an Adam.
Lol shut up.
On wifi because adsl2+
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:24 PM
Might buy a weather thingy
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:25 PM
11 is not cold.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:27 PM
You want cold amsy?
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:27 PM
LOL Adam is like 10deg colder!
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:29 PM
You want cold amsy?
Yep love the cold.
Would love to live in Vancouver that was ideal temps all year round and close to Whistler. Nice city overall.
Plus Fujitsu have an office over there.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:32 PM
Good beer too I hear.
Sig worthy.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:34 PM
Good beer too I hear.
That too plus it's only about 2.5 hour flight down to LA.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:36 PM
Wood heap to feed toasty fire.
I better stop lighting the fire or I will have to get more wood.
Pullin' a Rendog
I better stop lighting the fire or I will have to get more wood.
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Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:38 PM
Yep love the cold.
Same.
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