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[Shaz]

Just had a decent looking bird in here, talking to her kid. Her kid started looking up her top, or something, and she's like "Just because you've seen them, doesn't mean everyone else has to see them"



YES IT DOES

[ams]

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

[Morgan]

[B4TT]

Just had a decent looking bird in here, talking to her kid. Her kid started looking up her top, or something, and she's like "Just because you've seen them, doesn't mean everyone else has to see them"

Should have reminded her about anti discrimination... she has shown him, now refuses to show you..... not on.

what the hell is an F26-A?

[Morgan]

It's a formal complaint notice. From 27bslashb.

[B4TT]

It's a formal complaint notice. From 27bslashb.

This stillllllll doesn't make me understand what it is... what is a 27bslashb?

[Adam]

This stillllllll doesn't make me understand what it is... what is a 27bslashb?

ffs Josh.

You realise there is more to the internet than www.smh.com.au

[Adam]

Just finished some work... now new work

Design some stairs.......FFFUUUU

[Morgan]

www.27bslash6.com

[Shaz]

Such a good website.

Didn't we have this argument last week?

[B4TT]

ffs Josh.

You realise there is more to the internet than www.smh.com.au

No, there isn't.

[B4TT]

hahahah to busy researching wasps to help hahahahaha

[Morgan]

Such a good website.

Didn't we have this argument last week?

I'm reading through more of them now. I love the work ones with Simon.

[Shaz]

http://www.amazon.co...=0&pageNumber=1



HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Adam]

HAHAHAH!

I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin's-bridge and Sherriff's badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared.

[Adam]

OMG Shaz.

/work for today.

[Shaz]

I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.

Possessing as I do a genital cluster that bears an uncanny resemblance (and indeed aroma) to Chewbacca's armpit, I decided to purchase this product. Upon applying the creme to my tassel and conkers, I was taken aback by a sudden and disturbing gasping noise, followed by a sound that I can only describe as the horrific howlings from Satan's own Hell Hound, Cerberus. As I whirled around to view the source of the noise, I perchanced to glance in the bathroom mirror, and, seeing my own mouth stretched agape in a terrible rictus of agony, I deduced the sound was coming from me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Adam]

Possessing as I do a genital cluster that bears an uncanny resemblance (and indeed aroma) to Chewbacca's armpit, I decided to purchase this product. Upon applying the creme to my tassel and conkers, I was taken aback by a sudden and disturbing gasping noise, followed by a sound that I can only describe as the horrific howlings from Satan's own Hell Hound, Cerberus. As I whirled around to view the source of the noise, I perchanced to glance in the bathroom mirror, and, seeing my own mouth stretched agape in a terrible rictus of agony, I deduced the sound was coming from me.

omg. must stop reading. so hard not to LOL

[ams]

[ams]