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Started by AussieTemplar, May 01 2012 06:09 AM
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#1201 Shaz

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:36 PM

Thats my sister you tool.


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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:38 PM

Oh i do say.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:39 PM

Tegan is getting hotter ;)

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:42 PM

Hahaha

Jesus wouldn't let me drive a Hyundai

Oh yeah. Top bloke that one he is, looking out for you like that.

Thats my sister you tool.

I know very well that it is :D Doesn't change the fact that she is.

 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:42 PM

Oh yeah. Top bloke that one he is, looking out for you like that.


SMITE THEE SMITEY SMITESTERS THOU SHALL NOT DRIVETH HYUNDAIETH!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:43 PM

On another note, is it such a great idea to stalk all her photos off FB and post them in this thread?

 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:43 PM

Tegan is getting hotter ;)

When i first met her she was almost flat as a surf board. However just in a strange conversation with her cousin she said she would never do me... :(
But that was back in my nerd days... Now im more hairy.


On another note, is it such a great idea to stalk all her photos off FB and post them in this thread?

Probably not, but you guys enjoy it. The reward outweighs the risk.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:44 PM


SMITE THEE SMITEY SMITESTERS THOU SHALL NOT DRIVETH HYUNDAIETH!

THOU SHALL KICK FLIP THEE GUTTERETH IN THOU FORESTERETH FOR THINKINGETH ABOUTETH ITETH. :P (Thanks shaz)

 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:49 PM

She'd get it, like a get that get that, but it's not like it's going to be something. Stop staring at the ceiling and thinking about Tegan my home slice, get yours. Bitches on a pedastool arse motherfucker, hold up.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:51 PM

I'm sure that would make sense if i could hear you say it... but i cant understand it in text...

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:53 PM

Stop daydreaming about her and elevating her status to something of a godess that you see as untouchable, she's just another chick. pretty sure that is the jist of what Nik is saying :D

 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:54 PM

STOP PUTTING THE PU55Y ON A PEDESTAL

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:56 PM

Flat sticks ain't nobody but the ONE worth worrying over. You're slipping and she loves it, but she doesn't love you. She can tell her story walking. One day when you're off bangin' some piece of organic bread cheeks she'll be wondering about what could have been, and you'll be dusted. Straight dusted.

Don't get it twisted my slime, God gave you a **** for a reason.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:57 PM

God gave you a **** for a reason.


To make puppets with in the bath.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:57 PM


To make puppets with in the bath.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 12:57 PM

BUBBLES

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:01 PM

Haha, well written :P

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:18 PM

A woman was in a coma being cared for by the Intensive Care nursing staff who noticed a little reaction on the vital -signs monitor as they washed between her legs during a sponge bath. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement on the monitor.

As soon as they realised what had happened they went straight to her husband and told him: This may not work, but, maybe some oral sex could bring your wife out of the coma. The husband remained skeptical, but he finally let himself be convinced. The nurses took him to his wife’s room and explained that they would leave them alone so they could have more privacy, but would be checking her vitals in the other room for any reaction.

After a few minutes the monitor’s alarm goes off and she flat lines – no pulse, no heartbeat, nothing! The nurses run into the room desperate to help the woman and see what went wrong, asking the husband, what happened?!?

He replied: I don’t know… I think she choked…

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:19 PM

Hahaha that's terrible!

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 01:19 PM

Is it wrong to be laughing?

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