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[Adam]

That basically what mine is, but you need to jump to start it.

That's pretty povo

[ams]

That basically what mine is, but you need to jump to start it.

Get a real one you cheap c*nt.

[B4TT]

Lol. Dude, what are you going to retire on?

I make voluntry contributions to my super every year, which NAB matches. Super is so important.

Super is bullshit and I completely disagree with it being compulsory, it is just a bad investment, I would rather the money up front to invest in what I wish... not leave it to decay during every financial meltdown the world experiences.

[Shaz]

Get a real one you cheap c*nt.

What you don't realise is though, that once you've jumped to start it, it actually shoots out minijetpacks, which then ignite pushing my jump pack up.

So until you get a jetpack that is propelled by mini jetpacks jetpacking their way to jetpack land, go yourself.

Super is bullshit and I completely disagree with it being compulsory, it is just a bad investment, I would rather the money up front to invest in what I wish... not leave it to decay during every financial meltdown the world experiences.

I manage my own super fund so some other rookie with a bit of paper as a degree doesn't piss it all down the drain on my behalf.

haytchteehaytch

[RX25SE]

I disconnect my battery if I'm not going to drive for a week.

That's a smart idea

Not really.

Everytime you connect/disconnect you run the risk of a voltage spike which can fry electronic modules.

Better to invest in a 'float charger'. This will charge the battery (above 13v) then once charged it will hold a float charge (about 12.6v).
The battery will remain fully charged and is far less likely to 'sulphate' and die. Lead acid batteries fail if left discharged for long periods of time.


Besides, a week is stuff all.
A month would be more like it.

[B4TT]

'ing BIRTHING JETPACKS ***** I WANT ONE TO JETPACK PLACES.

[Adam]

Not really.

Everytime you connect/disconnect you run the risk of a voltage spike which can fry electronic modules.

Better to invest in a 'float charger'. This will charge the battery (above 13v) then once charged it will hold a float charge (about 12.6v).
The battery will remain fully charged and is far less likely to 'sulphate' and die. Lead acid batteries fail if left discharged for long periods of time.


Besides, a week is stuff all.
A month would be more like it.

FFS.

Adam fail!


Mine dies within a week because of the immobiliser. Or a shit battery.

[Morgan]

Self managed super fund FTW.

I'm just with the one my company goes to but my old man does all his own stuff. He sat us down the other night and went through the updated folder/s which hold all the info about the business, investments, life insurance, etc when if he suddenly dies. Man it's going to be an absolute nightmare trying to work it all out!

'Osh - yes, you would probably be able to invest it into something now and get a decent return when you're 65+ but not everyone would... Actually, the majority would lose it all and have nothing to live on for the last 30-40 years of their life!

[B4TT]

Batteries are *****, jumped in the Corolla last night and the ***** gave the laziest shittest jewish attempt at a start ever...... and it didn't start. I just locked it up and drove the lib.. will have to get a new battery (this one has been a bit shitty since I got the car)

[Shaz]

shittest jewish attempt at a start ever

Hahahahahahaha

[Ren-dog]

HAHAHAHAHA

[B4TT]

'Osh - yes, you would probably be able to invest it into something now and get a decent return when you're 65+ but not everyone would... Actually, the majority would lose it all and have nothing to live on for the last 30-40 years of their life!

Fair call, though a lot of people who don't have a lot of financial knowledge and left super to do its bit have already lost a lot.
Dad has some super from the early days which has halved in value, he no longer pays himself any, neither does Mum, so many better ways to invest it.
Mums parents are self funded retirees and they are going aight, Neither of them have a single bit of super.

I probably should self manage my super but man, I have enough issues keeping up with my own investments sometimes haha.

[Richo]

Spoiler

[Ren-dog]

He deserved it.

[Alex]

CTEK FTMFW

http://www.ctekbatterychargers.com.au/

[ams]

He deserved it.

You don't even look at boobs, what are you going on about.

[B4TT]

hahahaha at first I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF ****** WOULD INVENT SUCH TREACHERY......... Then I read the fairy tale ending.

CTEK FTMFW

http://www.ctekbatterychargers.com.au/

You love your CTEK stuff hey ? haha

[Ren-dog]

You don't even look at boobs, what are you going on about.

I have a good look.


Todays super giant whale bitch award goes to the "woman" that just walked into my shop... What a 'ing attitude from a whale.

[ams]

Real picture of Richo and Josh.

[Alex]

i used to kill batteries on the silly car big time. like one every six months.

i resurrected a dead battery using a ctek for shits and giggles.