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[Adam]

Why has she got 1970 written on her?

WONDERED THAT ALSO!

Haha yeah, i dont go putting it on peoples stuff, hahaha. Normally i wait for it to dry before continuing to work (my blood drys rather quickly) or just put a tissue on it. What about nose bleeds? I have a tendency to get them when the weather is really dry (so did my mother and brother). Normally i just shove a tissue up my nose and keep working unless its really bad, then i have to keep changing the tissues

It stops so much faster if you apply pressure. Noob!

[B4TT]

Oh... Never heard of it I might have to get it.

Ren, if you are going to get blood on peoples stuff/food etc you would be required to cover it up, if it is a nosebleed than you need to step away and get your shit under control before you start back, don't want to be dripping blood all over some ones things etc.

[skillionaire]

The thing is, when they make a 'law/rule' about conduct and staff actions with health and hygiene in mind, they have to account for the dumbest person that could be gainfully employed within said industry. It's not a reflection on you, I was just giving an opinion based on experience and fact.



Highlighter bandaids are all we're allowed to use, so you can see them better if they do perchance fall into a food/beverage.

I can only imagine the amount of male swimmers you've encountered whilst fixing peoples computers.

[Ren-dog]

It stops so much faster if you apply pressure. Noob!

Been getting these for years, holding my nose doesn't help, it just runs down my throat. Jam a tissue up there and let it absorb it then it drys out. So far its the most effective way i have found to stop the bleeding.

Ren, if you are going to get blood on peoples stuff/food etc you would be required to cover it up, if it is a nosebleed than you need to step away and get your shit under control before you start back, don't want to be dripping blood all over some ones things etc.

So tell the boss to shove it when he says "get back to work its just a nose bleed"

The thing is, when they make a 'law/rule' about conduct and staff actions with health and hygiene in mind, they have to account for the dumbest person that could be gainfully employed within said industry. It's not a reflection on you, I was just giving an opinion based on experience and fact.



Highlighter bandaids are all we're allowed to use, so you can see them better if they do perchance fall into a food/beverage.

I can only imagine the amount of male swimmers you've encountered whilst fixing peoples computers.

I'm not having a go at you, im legitimately interested.
Yeah i heard about the fluro coloured band aids in food retail.

First thing i do when a computer comes in, clean it thoroughly.

[B4TT]

:S that sounds nasty as Nik.

Ren, nose bleed, head forward and hold a tissue under there/pinch whatever.. don't tilt your head back.

[Ren-dog]

I shit you not, 50% of the job is cleaning semen out of laptops.
"Oh its got a virus, dont know how"
"Been watching weird porn?"

[skillionaire]

I think you're taking this the wrong way, Sam. All I'm conveying to you is the letter of the law.

I don't always agree with the law!

[Ren-dog]

I reckon we should remove all the warning labels from everything and let natural selection take its course.

The "law" is getting stupid, its no longer a justice system, its a legal system.

[B4TT]

Unless you have in turn, watched as rated the same videos that they have been watching, how can you be sure it is weird?

Now when you say the bit about cleaning semen, I find it hard to believe that there is congealed sprog laying around on the keys, and I will assume you mean you are taking a precaution and cleaning the keys down just in case there is some that you cannot see?

[skillionaire]

EDIT: Missed your last reply. You're on the same page with me!

[Ren-dog]

Unless you have in turn, watched as rated the same videos that they have been watching, how can you be sure it is weird?

Now when you say the bit about cleaning semen, I find it hard to believe that there is congealed sprog laying around on the keys, and I will assume you mean you are taking a precaution and cleaning the keys down just in case there is some that you cannot see.

You would be surprised. Mostly its just a precaution, but there are times when you can literally see it.

[Adam]

EDIT: Missed your last reply. You're on the same page with me!

You two should get married

[skillionaire]

Now when you say the bit about cleaning semen, I find it hard to believe that there is congealed sprog laying around on the keys

Really?

You two should get married

We'd have to move to your state to be socially accepted though...?

[B4TT]

Make it a threesome haha, I agree.

You would be surprised. Mostly its just a precaution, but there are times when you can literally see it.

That is seriously, seriously disgusting !!! :S

[Morgan]

I shit you not, 50% of the job is cleaning semen out of laptops.
"Oh its got a virus, dont know how"
"Been watching weird porn?"

Eeeeew! Who shots it at the laptop?!

[B4TT]

We'd have to move to your state to be socially accepted though...?

Just Sydney, the rest of the state is still full of homophobes.

[Ren-dog]

Eeeeew! Who shots it at the laptop?!

Well i have had the odd check of the browser history... and its people who watch "Grandma fucks grandson" kind of shit, its seriously disgusting what the people here get off to...

Then there are the days when you have the mother come in "My sons laptop has a virus on it, i dont know how he got it, all he does is school work. Can you find out where it came from"... haha... cant really tell them "HE HAS BEEN WATCHING PORN!!!1 YOU CAN SMELL IT!!!11!111"

[skillionaire]

Someone please, please, change the subject.

You are not allowed to use that image extension on this community.

[Ren-dog]

So how awesome are boobs?

[ADZY7]

Someone please, please, change the subject.

You are not allowed to use that image extension on this community.

Could talk about cars. Lol.