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[Adam]

Feel like ive read the name before... but NFI why.

For such a massive looking company, they sure have a shit website!

[ams]

Because it's very well camo'ed...

They should have put a VW beetle shell over it, no-one would have known.

Seriously though, 911's haven't changed shape in about 400 years it's not like this one will be very different from the last.


'Ooooo we added a new vent!'

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Walts, that stupid robot you posted yesterday.

Turns out its a military prototype they are developing.

Serious?

What the would they use it for?

Although it would scare the shit out of you running towards you.

[Shaz]

Serious?

What the would they use it for?

Although it would scare the shit out of you running towards you.

US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency's (DARPA) main mission to usher in the final days for mammalian life has gained a burst of speed, thanks to Cheetah, another robot being developed under the Maximum Mobility and Manipulation (M3) program by Boston Dynamics. Clocked at speeds of 45km/h, the robot is being developed to scour vast areas for enemy soldiers, and run them down.

Infantry killer, I suppose? Imagine walking through the desert, and seeing that motherfscker coming for you. They are aiming for a maximum speed of 96km/h once fully developed.

[Adam]

SHAZ, Y U ASK ME ABOUT ENGINEERING COMPANY???

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I'm on a homepage of a engineering company's website, like a boss.

[Adam]

Infantry killer, I suppose? Imagine walking through the desert, and seeing that motherfscker coming for you. They are aiming for a maximum speed of 96km/h once fully developed.

Thought of this made me lol.

.. a gun with legs, running at you at 96km/h!! HESUS!

battle cheetah DRAGON???

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Thought of this made me lol.

.. a gun with legs, running at you at 96km/h!! HESUS!

Why not just have a remote controlled off-road Bugatti Veyron with guns to charge at you.

400kph + with rocket launchers.

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Shaz, that is awesome.. The US seems to be going for an unmanned war machine. They have the drones, Developing the Automated drone boat things I guess the next logical step was something automated on the ground.. How demoralising for enemy troops to be getting cut down like all hell and all they can kill in return is the robot army facing them in front of the actual US soldiers.

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Shaz, that is awesome.. The US seems to be going for an unmanned war machine. They have the drones, Developing the Automated drone boat things I guess the next logical step was something automated on the ground.. How demoralising for enemy troops to be getting cut down like all hell and all they can kill in return is the robot army facing them in front of the actual US soldiers.

Why doesn't every country just have no money in defence? Just dudes with swords and dragons like the good old days.

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What animal does an onion ring come from?

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I assume they are standing in an onion field.


EDIT: Also just out of shot is a bakery.

[Adam]

Damn, i want a burger!

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Damn, i want a burger!

As in, a vagina?

[ams]

Me too. They are opening a new burger shop literally across the road from my work.

I'M GOING TO EAT ONE A DAY FOR 300 YEARS!

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Me too. They are opening a new burger shop literally across the road from my work.

I'M GOING TO EAT ONE A DAY FOR 300 YEARS!

That's 109,500 burgers.
That's a lot of burgers.

(he eats 2 on 1 day in leap years)

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That's 109,500 burgers.
That's a lot of burgers.

(he eats 2 on 1 day in leap years)

I AM STARTING FROM TODAY AND YOUR ROUNDING IS FLAWED

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lol at Gina picture.

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If you turn your head, close your eyes and put your dick in it, it IS a Gina.

*head turn is for better acoustics.