GENERAL THREAD - MARCH 2013

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#5081 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:59 AM

Ahh CDJ is it? I haven't been around that sort of clap trap for YEARS.

You would probably know it more as a gramophone

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5082 Shaz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:59 AM

Josh owns Carsales and Nik owns Beer

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#5083 skillionaire

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:01 AM

You are unable to fake the funk on this nasty dunk, Ash;

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#5084 Zac

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:02 AM

Josh owns Carsales and Nik owns Beer

DAMN YOU JOSH!!!

I just paid you $60 to sell my Lancer on your site...

Nik.. free samples? I'm more of a hard liquor guy than beer... but its nice for fun...

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#5085 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:06 AM

You are unable to fake the funk on this nasty dunk, Ash;

Holy crap thats awesome! I want one.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5086 Zac

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:07 AM

What do you do for the $$$ ash?

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#5087 Shaz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:08 AM

She owns JBHIFI

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#5088 skillionaire

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:08 AM

Female model.

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#5089 B4TT

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:11 AM

hahahahahahaah ^^ would be cool.

I just paid you $60 to sell my Lancer on your site...

Tightarse, should have gone the premium ad.

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#5090 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:11 AM

Female model.

LOL

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#5091 Zac

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:12 AM

She owns JBHIFI

Female model.

Nice... didn't know a female model owned JBhifi... now it all makes sense... lol

hahahahahahaah ^^ would be cool.

Tightarse, should have gone the premium ad.

Maybe... but I can't stand paying to advertise a car that is only probably going to sell for about 4k...

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#5092 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:14 AM

I want to do a female model for a living...

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#5093 Hypnotic

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:19 AM

HE owns JBHIFI

That means I own Macquarie Bank! Game on

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#5094 skillionaire

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:21 AM

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#5095 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:22 AM

Oops...the 924 bit was for later...

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#5096 skillionaire

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:25 AM

I thought it was a cryptic way of saying a 924 is a girls car.

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#5097 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:33 AM

...may as well spill the beans.
So the little VW golf mk1 2 door I have is stripped out and ready for the start of some fairly major mechanical mods.
The Donor car for the drive-line is a 924 Porsche, motor is from a 928

We (A mate of mine is halvsy's in the project) scored the 924 for $750, the motor/electricals etc for $2k (its actually a whole car too, but auto, so fail)
My mates neighbour happens to be a Porsche 928 fanatic/mechanic/collector so it all just kind of fell into place rather easily over the last few days...
Should be collecting the donor 924 next weekend...Goodtimes.

To decode, building RWD, V8 powered Mk1 Golf 2 door.

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#5098 Shaz

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:34 AM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.